American Jews grieved when we learned that Sunkist Fruit Gems, the soft-but-sturdy candies we pelt kids with at Bar/t Mitzvahs, have been discontinued. Yesterday, we rejoiced when Sunkist reversed course.
So naturally I wrote a Megillah in Biblical Hebrew about this miracle. 1/2
My fellow-shitposter Isaac Gantwerk Mayer (of Steamed Hams megillah fame) surprised me by adding cantillation for the whole text AND recording himself chanting it. You can find the full text and his recordings archived for posterity here:
opensiddur.org/readings-and-…
May our supplication rise in the evening…
Please join me for Kol Nidre, the evening service for Yom Kippur, this Sunday (September 20) from 6-9:30 PM at the First Baptist Church in America (75 North Main St, Providence RI)
May we all be sealed in the Book of Life, for good.
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Abolish ICE retweeted
Anyone who wears shit like this in public is immediately suspect because that’s way too performative
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Replying to @electrolemon
demi if you want a resource to circulate to people about why they shouldn’t pirate it or circulate it just to dunk on it i wrote one for defector in april
defector.com/its-time-to-gro…
Abolish ICE retweeted
One of the most evil things imaginable to me
🦔AI companies are bulk-buying rare books, scanning them through high-speed machines that cut the spines off, and shredding the originals. A service called ISBNdb facilitates orders of up to a million books and keeps buyers anonymous. Pre-2022 books are premium because they're free of AI-generated text. A federal judge ruled the practice is fair use because eliminating the original means only one copy exists at a time. Anthropic hired the former head of Google Books partnerships to obtain "all the books in the world."
My Take
This got to me. A bookseller told 404 Media that rare books with almost no surviving copies are being fed into this pipeline. Books that survived wars, fires, and centuries of handling are being shredded so an AI can learn to write a better marketing email.
ISBNdb's website literally says "'AI company destroys two million books' is not a headline that generates sympathy," and they still built an entire business around making it happen quietly. They offer NDAs as a feature. They coach clients to call it "digital preservation."
I've covered AI companies scraping the internet, torrenting libraries, and stealing music. This is worse because it's irreversible. You can re-upload a website. You can reprint a bestseller. You can't replace the last three copies of an 18th-century botanical text once someone shreds them for training data. And the judge said it's legal. So it's going to accelerate.
"We shred rare books and offer NDAs so nobody finds out" is a legitimate business model in 2026. What a timeline.
Hedgie🤗
Abolish ICE retweeted
it genuinely pisses me off so bad how nonchalant people are about AI. we’re in a bubble in our online spaces but out in real life? everyone is casually using it for the most basic tasks. it’s pathetic. these people are pathetic.
ah sweet, more horrors!
Meta used AI to target workers with medical conditions for layoffs, according to a new lawsuit.
Twenty-six former Meta employees are suing, accusing the company of using AI that disproportionately targeted people with disabilities or workers who took medical leave in selecting people for mass layoffs.
reuters.com/world/meta-used-…
i'm sorry. this is the funniest thing i've seen. Chabad influencer telling Clavicular Joseph from Genesis is the first looksmaxxer — neglects to tell him that Joseph's looksmaxxing was wearing eyeshadow, sissying his walk, curling his hair, wearing princess dresses
Abolish ICE retweeted
everything coming out of robotics is being designed to hunt and kill you for participating in government dissent
























