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/ so true of them actually
* 𝐆𝐇𝐀𝐅𝐀. (@intheshadcw) profile picture* 𝐆𝐇𝐀𝐅𝐀.@intheshadcwOct 19
/. katthias in the year of our lord 2026 ??? @traitorhelvar @greedserved
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/ hello ive forgotten how to write matthias
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/ twitter giving me a notif for a message but not letting me see without updating is rude actually
Image from ˚ Β· . π•Έπšπ­π­π‘π’πšπ¬ π•³πžπ₯𝐯𝐚𝐫 ！ (@traitorhelvar)
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/ after the hotd trailer, may I never again complain about s&b s2
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/ do we think i can find him a spongebob hat
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/ no because wintrow being in a monastery, wanting to dedicate his life to eventually becoming a priest, and being forced to leave that life by his father and a horrible time ensues the parallels are in my face
𝐓𝐇𝐄 πŠπˆππ†'𝐒 π’πŽπ. (@tinecogadh) profile picture𝐓𝐇𝐄 πŠπˆππ†'𝐒 π’πŽπ.@tinecogadhFeb 13
β•± πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
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/ head in hands wintrow vestrit would make for such a good soc crossover
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/ he'd also get on with ciarΓ‘n i sai what i said
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i think you've misunderstood the purpose of the hat. it is not about my face. if you want to have a terrible crab dinner, you can ask jesper to do whatever you like but i know i am right.
π•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’. (@greedserved) profile pictureπ•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’.@greedservedJan 16
you care enough to frame and accentuate it in a giant, startlingly red heart-crab or whatever you think that really is. not yet. maybe i should make him acquire that knowledge and send him to catch us a crab dinner just to ruffle your feathers. because, matthias, you are wrong.
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no, i do not care for my face one way or another. i only like things that you do not like. jesper knows nothing about shooting things with arrows though, and if you shoot a crab with a bullet you will have not much crab to eat. anyway, i still don't believe you.
π•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’. (@greedserved) profile pictureπ•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’.@greedservedJan 15
you're beginning to sound like someone i know, who is also very fond of his own face. it's not flattering either. jesper's opinion is credible enough when it comes to shooting anything. then you wouldn't know. they use arrows.
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knowing that you don't like it only means i like it more. i don't take advice from jesper, he is not a sensible person, it doesn't apply. i have not heard of any crab hunters.
π•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’. (@greedserved) profile pictureπ•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’.@greedservedJan 15
it's not even distracting me in an unflattering way either. it's just there, i'm forced to see it, and i don't like it. i think jesper would disagree with that theory. and so would the crab hunters. are you sure you've never heard of them?
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i would be more concerned if it was distracting you in a flattering way. i'm glad it's this way around. kaz, no one would shoot something with a hard shell, i do not believe you. crabs are easier to trap.
π•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’. (@greedserved) profile pictureπ•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’.@greedservedJan 15
i would hardly call it a basic shape if your face is poking out from it. it's distracting, matthias, and not in a flattering way. an expert, i see. just because you haven't done it, doesn't mean it isn't common practice somewhere. don't you know the crab hunters of krabbenvoeder?
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/ sometimes i remember that leigh just decided to mention that fjerda has mermaids one time and then never brought it up again
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i'd still hope you could recognise basic shapes, even if your heart is beyond recognition. and yes, i do know. i know the best ways to catch a crab and you do not use an arrow.
π•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’. (@greedserved) profile pictureπ•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’.@greedservedJan 15
i have a heart. it's black charred and lying wailing in the harbour, waiting to be pacified by a fat roll of kruge. i thought you were something like a fisherman in your earlier life, matthias? wouldn't you know?
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i know it must be hard for you to recognise a heart when you don't have one, kaz, but that is concerning for you. and who would use an arrow to hunt a crab?
π•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’. (@greedserved) profile pictureπ•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’.@greedservedJan 15
my hats don't usually put an arrow through my face andβ€” what even is that red thing? are you pretending to be a lobster? a crab?
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i know it must be hard for you to recognise a heart when you don't have one, kaz, but that is concerning for you. and who would use an arrow to hunt a shellfish?
π•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’. (@greedserved) profile pictureπ•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’.@greedservedJan 15
my hats don't usually put an arrow through my face andβ€” what even is that red thing? are you pretending to be a lobster? a crab?
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i never say anything about your hats. and nina hasn't seen it yet.
π•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’. (@greedserved) profile pictureπ•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’.@greedservedJan 15
necessary damage, if you remember. and i have no qualms about causing more if you don't take off that hat.
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leave fjerda alone then. you did enough damage.
π•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’. (@greedserved) profile pictureπ•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’.@greedservedJan 15
matthias . . . shut up. or i'll erase you too.
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you must be very hungry then.
π•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’. (@greedserved) profile pictureπ•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’.@greedservedJan 15
don't tell me i'm not myself when i'm hungry because i am NOT hungry. i'm murderous.
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i think you should have something to eat, and calm down.
π•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’. (@greedserved) profile pictureπ•―πˆπ‘π“π˜π‡π€ππƒπ’.@greedservedJan 15
it's PISSING ME OFF, matthias.
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