trainedturtle retweeted
cool, i hope whoever stole my package also wanted to be prx jinggg for halloween
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from diamond to immo 3 so far lol 4MDELISI#1881 terrible anticheat i want every rr back lol @ItsGamerDoc @deteccphilippe
trainedturtle retweeted
never ask me for food recommendations if you're coming to Tokyo. "any ramen places you recommend?" like bitch we do not have a shared mutual understanding of ramen, to you ramen is just a bowl of soup noodles but to me it's a religion. I can trace the lineage of every ie-kei place back to yoshimuraya before you can even finish looking up the nearest ichiran beside your hotel. I have 300 points saved up on the nakamoto app and my local ramen shop gives me extra chashu for ordering the correct option everytime. to ask me for food recommendations is like asking LeBron James for shooting tips. We are eight leagues apart and nothing I can say to you will resonate in your uncultured brain for even a millisecond.
but yeah just go to ichiran
trainedturtle retweeted
I forgot to turn off the TV last night and fell asleep,
checked the cam this morning and my two cats really stayed up all night watching Tom & Jerry
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trainedturtle retweeted
Je suis dévastée de perdre de cette manière. J’ai pas su être clutch quand il le fallait, et j’ai l’impression d’avoir échoué.
Cette année, je me suis qualifiée en Main Event avec Zerance, puis j’ai rejoint G2 au split 2… alors que j’étais encore au lycée. Cours + examens + compétitions : j’ai réussi à avoir mon bac, mais ma tendinite ne m’a jamais laissé jouer à 100%.
C’est dur de savoir que j’ai pas pu montrer mon vrai niveau.
Mais j’ai énormément appris. Je sais que j’ai encore besoin de temps pour devenir la joueuse que je veux être.
Merci à toutes les personnes qui m’ont aidée, soutenue, et cru en moi. Sans vous, je n’irais pas aussi loin.
Et encore désolée pour ces Champions.
LFT
looking for T2/T3 team. Current Immo3 200 RR, peak 380RR in EP5. I have experience as entry duelist for kaevi vikings (1.5 months) and have played in 3 t3 tourneys. One vlr match (vlr - trainedturtle). Full post below
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Can dm on discord@trainedturtle
trainedturtle retweeted
Nice people are winning initiator of the year, rookie, most improved players rewards. BUT listen, I CLAIM THE BIGGEST whiff of the year reward, okay? Im also proud of that (plat chat agrees)
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trainedturtle retweeted
LFT
Role : Duelists, Controllers
Career : liquipedia.net/valorant/DaNa
Discord: dana_vlrt or X dm
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JP NA ( little bit eng, jp )
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TW // suic*de / SA
I wanted to personally add to the above statement, given my own experiences with Flor. I don't want to air out each and every experience I've had with her, largely because this post would end up being 20 pages long, however I do feel that I have something to add to the conversation. For context, me and Flor lived together for roughly 2 years - when I was originally helping to build the Version1 roster and wanted to play with Flor, I believed that I was helping her get away from an abusive and dangerous situation at home, so I offered to open up my home to her. As a result, I've spent a lot of time with her, and feel I have a responsibility to make one thing incredibly clear: although I cannot personally confirm the allegations of SA, I would like to attest to the accusations of an extremely malicious pattern of behavior that involved emotional manipulation, "su*cid*baiting", and pathological lying, as is levied in the documents. I also want to make clear that, throughout our relationship, I truly did not believe her capable of the level of harm that is alleged, but having seen the screenshots and experiences shared by the victims, I have had to reevaluate that position.
At various points throughout our relationship, I urged her to seek professional help and tried to offer my assistance in helping her seek that out if she wanted it. I cared more about Flor than you can imagine, and processing everything these last few days has taken me a long time. Unfortunately, I have come to realize that my empathy for her was largely taken advantage of, and that she was quite skilled and calculating in the ways in which she went about garnering that. I wish, more than anything, that I could have seen this coming sooner and could have done something about it. As someone who has gone through incredibly similar things in my past relationships, my heart breaks for the victims and I cannot imagine how difficult this must have been for them. I have so much respect for them for coming forward, and would like to urge everyone to do everything they can to offer their support to those affected throughout the investigation.




























