i put the 4 on my back then i went number 1, i feel like my name is lando norris // im in a mclaren, i guess thats a foreign? still smokin on papaya orange
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hello @DairyQueen I am in your drive through and just saw a giant stick-insect unfold itself from behind a telephone pole and pluck the driver from the car in front of me. I have to be at work in five minutes and no one has come out to move his car. thank you and god bless.
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Ever since I found out my Guatemalan coworker didn’t know what world war 2 was about I’ve been slipping in warhammer lore as real historical events
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Before bringing out Chappell Roan as a surprise guest in LA, Charli xcx told the crowd:
“I asked a friend of mine if she would come and sing a song with me, and they said, ‘The only way I’m doing it is if it’s this song,’ so you have her to thank.”
Then they performed Charli’s 2014 song “Boom Clap.”
During each night of the Music, Fashion, Film Tour, Charli has been performing a different fan-favorite song or deep cut, and tonight, Chappell got to pick.
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chappell roan & charli xcx performing boom clap at charli’s show in LA tonight!
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One time in high school I got so high watching Breaking Bad I had this moment of total clarity where it became painfully apparently that I was just watching actors on a set reading lines and I had to turn it off. It freaked me out
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Yesterday I was talking to the general contractor when his wig blew off. He didn’t even bother chasing it. He just reached into his pocket and pulled out another one. Different haircut/color too.
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i think nino paid killed hulk hogan but niggas ain gon speak onnat
