
Editor for @jacksepticeye • President of the Fun Committee (he/him).
You just lost the game!!!
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Y’all have got to stop posting spoilers for You Can See Everything. Thought we were well past this behavior
I really think if you skip out on seeing Digger in theaters you’re missing a core part of the experience, and with it getting deleted from theaters so quickly due to “loss of profit” your time to watch it is running out fast
This is cryptids erasure and I won’t stand by it
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary.
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
The French riots are challenging its government because students were fed up with oversized classrooms and hot room temperatures. Meanwhile here in the US people are doing Sunday school dances and that’s a “protest” against not taxing billionaires we have GOT to step up our game
We’re always talking about livin’ la vida loca. I’m sick of it. When am I going to be dyin’ la muerta loca
Saw this tonight. It is one of the horniest and most sacrilegious movies I’ve ever seen. Watch it with the family!
Making a Kalshi account and putting my life savings all-in that there will be horrible accidents beyond comprehension when the jumping cars hit the market
Looks stupid! built for the dudes that listen to Barstool Sports for their main source of news coverage
LET’S GOOOOOO
Two North American Regionals have been announced for the 2027 season! #PlayPokemon
🇺🇸 Seattle, WA (February 6-7, 2027)
🇺🇸 San Antonio, TX (February 27-28, 2027)
🔗 championships.pokemon.com/en…
Used Parting Shot on my own Milotic, thinking that I had broken the code and hacked into the competive Pokemon mainframe. Did not read the ability closely. In fact, many other have done this before
I'm traveling outside the country for the first time next month. What's a good app to use to plan my itinerary? I want recs from people rather than the top Google result
“Fortune favors the bold” okay well if I am to be so bold you should be spending a fortune on workers’ safety, regulations, and work-life balance
I moved his food to the first floor and he started overstimulating. He woke me up at 6am begging for food at his old spot on the second floor. Buddy it is literally downstairs now. You are sitting on ghosts.
a couple years ago I went on two dates with a woman and she told me she was allergic to cats then ghosted me. A year later she matched with me again, asked “do you still have those cats?” Then said if we were to date more I’d have to choose her over the cats?? Girl who tf are you
Have y’all ever listened to the production on Christina Aguilera’s “Genie in a Bottle.” It’s genuinely bonkers. You know someone was up at 3am throwing a bunch of bullshit together and they whipped up a masterpiece











