Language learner, migrant, SaaS product growth / lifecycle manager, jiujitsu purple belt, husband, father

Joined December 2012
Tommy Pruchinski retweeted
PATTY FREAKING BARRELS!!!!
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HE DID IT JOSE RAMIREZ WITH A TWO RUN SHOT FOR THE LEAD AND TATE IS SINGING IN DAVE’S FACE
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Greg Newsome down 20 in the 4th quarter with the pbu
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Replying to @anah_sahh
Dog trainers. Dogs don't trust robots. We've known since the dawn of the vacuum cleaner who the enemy was
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Great rant
The opposition to the Protect College Sports Act seems to be getting stronger. Will it be enough to prevent its passage?
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Replying to @redsteeze
So wait, wait, wait....not only was he black, but he was a Haitian immigrant.
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Greatest mic’d up moment in baseball history
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LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT BEFORE A NFL GAME LETS GOOOOO
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Idk how to tell you guys but girls are late to like 99% of dates. You just need to accept it or you will likely be single the rest of your life.
Single girlfriend in NYC's text exchange with a Raya match. This is tough... In her defense, 15 minutes isn't crazy late for NYC. The guy's texts also invite drama. You're already at the table, why not wait and see how she reacts in-person, then decide whether you're still interested? In his defense, she should've at least been in the car by 7:15 for a 7:15 date. An apology for being late feels 100% appropriate. IMO they both could've done better. It's also clearly not a match, so at least they figured that part out 🥲
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Tommy Pruchinski retweeted
The locally owned American Diner is still unequivocally the best breakfast experience
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The idea that severely mentally ill people are going to be free to live in our world if we sprinkle “services” on them is what leads to this. It puts first responders and civilians in harm’s way so we don’t have to pay for or deal with the unpleasantries of institutionalization.
The woman who murdered the victim was "known" to police as having mental health issues. The issue then, once again, is the failure of mental health treatment and "services." We're doing it wrong. And now two women are dead, one quite undeservedly. nypost.com/2026/09/01/us-new…
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Tommy Pruchinski retweeted
Which way is the arrow spinning?
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Best I can do is change the names of shit
🤖 Made with AI
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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The kind of stuff a little kid would do if you told him he could be president for a day
BREAKING: "Lake America" becomes official as President Trump signs an executive order to change the geographic name of Lake Ontario "effective immediately."
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It's not just the stupidity of this that's so notable, but far more notable is how stupid Trump and his WH think bhis followers are, believing that they will be satisfied and satiated with infantile slop like this in lieu of any of the things they promised to do for their lives:
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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Tommy Pruchinski retweeted
It was a tallboy that had 12% alcohol and 156mg of caffeine per can. We would drink two of them, vomit different colors of the rainbow, and then black out, as was the style at the time.
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All that needs to be said about pit bulls was said by S-tier dog trainer Stonnie Dennis in 3 minutes
Jon Bernthal says fear of pit bulls is “dog racısm.”
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🚨#BREAKING: A 28-year-old confirms he has spent the last 10 YEARS of his life interviewing World War II combat veterans to keep their stories alive... ...in fact, for the last 10 years, he has interviewed World War 2 veterans EVERY SINGLE DAY He started as a teenager, ditching school to ride his BIKE to the local retirement home, walking up to the front desk and asking to, "meet some World War II heroes." His name is Rishi Sharma. He's crossed all 50 states and half the world. He's slept in his car and lived on gas-station food to afford it. He asks these men for hours of their memories, and then he hands the entire recording to their families... ...FOR FREE So that 200 years from now, a great-great-grandchild will know not just their hero's name, but how he laughed, how he cried, and what he sacrificed. Rishi has no military family, his parents immigrated here from India. He does it out of pure gratitude. In his words: "My parents were given the opportunity to immigrate and raise a family because of veterans like these. It's a debt of love I'll spend my entire life trying to repay..." As one 100-year-old Marine who stormed Iwo Jima told him, remembering the flag going up: "The hair on my arms still stands up when I think about how beautiful it was." THAT is America. 250 years of ordinary people doing extraordinary things... God bless our veterans. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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