@tp_stander
Joined November 2022
Today, we put h8tewatch aside and come together to celebrate one of the greatest players to ever play the game. LIONEL MESSI🐐❤️
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This girl posted me on WhatsApp, deleted the post then reposted me a minute later
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“why didn’t you like my statement, dalot”
🚨 Not a single member of Portugal's national team has liked Cristiano Ronaldo's recent statement on social media. 🇵🇹 The post, in which Ronaldo appeared to call for Jorge Jesus to publicly praise him, has sparked a negative reaction in Portugal. Not even Diogo Dalot liked it. (Source: @MARCA)
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they’d charge a monthly subscription for this in america
China keeps winning.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The self-cleaning revolving toilet in the video is made by Dutch company Sanitronics with installations across the Netherlands and Germany, not China. sanitronics.com sanitronics.com/toilet-system/… sanitronics.com/project/kassel…
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BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE! BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE! BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE! BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE! BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE!
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LeBron James and Jaylen Brown working on their handshake. 🔥🤣 (via @overtime)
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LEBRON FIRST CHALK TOSS AS A PHILADELPHIA 76ER (via @Kyle_zorn, @tickpick)
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I know his heart sank to the tip of his anus when she shut that door
CCTV footage shows how an armed robber walked into a store in South Africa 🇿🇦, only for the salesgirl to lock him inside the shop😂
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“Period of rest” after he just rested for 2 weeks during international break
En accord avec l’entraîneur et la Direction sportive, Ousmane Dembélé et Nuno Mendes bénéficient d’une période de repos. Ils reprendront respectivement l’entraînement les samedi 10 et dimanche 11 octobre.
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your wife vs your homeboy during your funeral
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EMI MARTINEZ HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE HAS DONE FOR FOOTBALL TWITTER
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We deadass used to look up to and take advice from this nigga back in 2022
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Y’all remember when Bronny got leaked smoking and Bron posted this to his story 😭😭😭😭
I’m not even exaggerating, LeBron the funniest athlete I know 😭😭😭
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first in my bloodline to read a sentence like this
New GTA 6 footage leaked by Cyberleek reveals that Jason is uncircumcised.
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leo lowkey looks surprised and giddy that thiago is crying 😭
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Opened this on full volume infront of my family
George Russell 2026
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I TOLD Y'ALL 😭😭😭😭
I just came back from 2026 JIKA!!! 😭😭😭
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We lost the greatest FT account over a bullshit free kick that meant nothing
We were supposed to win that game, man.
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“sent 2h ago” status update: 2m
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When you reach the $1m question and this appears on the screen
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