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Toxicology PhD. Wife guy. Rabbit, Cat, and Dog dad. Certified Funny on Twitter by at least one person. He/Him

Asheville, NC
Joined June 2011
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Dolly Parton dying is basically a spiritual 9/11
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Marcus Jones has my heart forever
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You people seriously can't be this fucking dense
Performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity. Any comment @AOC?
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Lmao this is so fucking unserious. Antisemitism is when you think Palestinians shouldn't be genocided but not when you make overt nazi salutes I guess 🤷
This is a delicate moment. It’s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety. It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge. In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.
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Why is children’s show host Ms Rachel speaking out about the children Israel has been murdering in Gaza? Is it because she is antisemitic or because she has eyes?
Ms. Rachel continues to spew her propaganda about Gaza numbers, never once mentioning the babies kidnapped or murdered by Hamas. Also, it’s in the 50’s/60’s in Gaza, not exactly freezing weather.
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no PhD in history has ever needed to say this before
Guys, I adore your enthusiasm towards reading my thesis, but please stop requesting it on the university’s depository. I can’t lift the embargo as publishers prefer/require it and I’ve been getting hundreds of emails per day for over a month. I’m really sorry!
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i’m voting for kamala harris in a swing state so that elon musk might kill him self
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She wants to give transgender surgeries to the aliens folks. Under Kamala E.T. will be She.T
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Decided to watch this orchestra again and just started crying
Watching a performance of the Princess Mononoke theme and the escalation halfway through this clip has caused me to fully leave my physical body behind
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Loving the weirdly large number of US Olympians from central and western MA
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They could never make me hate you, Chiitan
Replying to @PatorioticP
Chiitan is Japan's crazy mascot, so he's crazy and suspicious. It's okay to say bad things about Chiitan as much as you want. However, please refrain from saying bad things about transgender people. Transgender people are Chiitan's family. Even if you hate someone and become aggressive, the time that follows will only leave you sad, and you will not gain anything from it. Chiitan loves you. I love you even if you hate me. Why don't we be best friends from now on? Choose your favorite Chiitan from this video☺️ Chiitan will always be in your heart💜
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Working on litigation cases as a scientist is just finding creative ways to say that opposing counsel's expert is on some bitch shit
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this is so bad you guys like the worst
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GPT-5 confirmed to confidently try to complete 11 tasks simultaneously then email you 6 months later explaining it’s had a mental breakdown
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Oh man I love Dune
when i was in highschool i found this book in a record store and i have had these sentences stuck in my head since
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