☆ pitaya !! ☆

no more pinned you guys gotta learn about me by sitting through my insufferableness and dealing with it

who said we liked you

[ they are covered in bandages under his jacket sleeves! ] whats up man

its ok! 👍

jordans are cool :(

you gotta be a cruel mf to name yo newborn baby some shit like “cheryl” or “kathy” or “carol” like a old ass white woman

i should bring back daily bark posting that was so much fun

🍒 : the difference between cosmostaya and pitaya is pitaya is like a hyperactive puppy and then cosmostaya kills people

interior crocodile alligator

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[ literally no clue why, he doesn’t even know himself. they just appear in his bag out of no where. ] yeah yeah!! hope he likes- where’d he go

sorry for being inactive my manager dont like me much anymore

[ handing over several bags of gushers… why does he have so many.. ]

uhh. uh. um. all i got is gushers :-(

HE IS SO TALENTED I AM SO PEOUD OF HIM WOWIEOWOW

HOLY SHIT

evil pitayas the nerdy one out of us. he’s got glasses. he’s got meds. he works an office job