I tuned in to Trump’s press gaggle for one question before tapping out: How does Trump feel about the Nobel Prize being awarded Friday? Read it. Seriously. His entire reality is formed by incoherently repeating his own thought-stopping phrases. “The Nobel Prize will be Friday? Well… Last time they gave it to a young lady who's a fabulous person and she said she didn't deserve it that I deserved it and she gave it to me and I said wow what an honor. I settled eight wars another one is coming. I got all the hostages back. I did things that nobody else has ever done. I'm not bragging I'm just telling you the facts no president probably has settled any wars I settled eight wars and big ones big ones saved millions and millions of lives and when Maria gave me that Nobel Prize she said not only should he get it for this year but there's never been anybody in the history of the Nobel Prize that deserves it more I did. I settled eight wars and I've stopped maybe the total obliteration of the world. because I, Iran will never have a nuclear weapon and that's a positive thing very positive thing and other presidents should have done it before me or somebody should have done it so I don't know what their decision is going to be they have a reputation for maybe not giving it to people like me but I whether I get it or not I have done far more and I think it would be a great discredit to them and I'm not saying that out of scorn I'm saying that when you settle eight wars and nobody's ever I'll bet you if you look at the Nobel Prize— look Obama got it and he didn't do anything he still doesn't know what he got it for he got it what he got elected right at the beginning and he had no idea why he got it well in my case I said I didn't know that they're doing it but you're right it is about that time but I was very honored to receive it indirectly by the recipient who said nobody in history deserves it more than president Trump and since then we've done a lot since then I've settled think of it eight wars and got all the hostages back and stopped a lot of wars from happening by using the powers of tariffs and lots of other things as they threat against certain countries so that they did not partake in killing people.”