Neil Rinder and Lyndon Rott announce X (Twitter) retirement We have shared a wonderful year as @tothevale but it’s time to move on and start causing problems elsewhere. I leave with great pride that my true identity remains a glorious secret. Mwahahahahaha Lots of Love Gavin

With unrivalled experience it is my duty to mentor other world leaders. This morning I had a delightful catch up with the Spanish Prime Minister to talk about myself. At the the end of the call he said “Mentor Trott you have huge cajones to do what you do” “Well….”, I said.

.10 years ago ‘they’ were trying to rebuild La Mare De Carteret claiming it was in a dilapidated state. What a turnaround under my leadership.

I told him Jersey loves green.

I was delighted for Minister Greg Hands that he got the opportunity to meet me.

25:45 into this interview, my parody, Lyndon Trott, says he wants to buy me dinner but will keep my identity a secret. bbc.in/3Sp00Kj

In his Guernsey Press column Richard Digard has an opportunity to embrace his man crush and wax lyrical about my exemplary leadership, commercial brilliance and Adonis like physique.

.The promotion of policy on diversity and equal opportunities is thriving under my leadership. Also, please don’t worry about this situation, I’ll keep an eye on things.

I can’t be around to carry Deputy @HeidiSoulsby all the time, so we had this post installed.

My new walk on song in the Assembly. Up from the depths.
Thirty stories high.
Breathing fire!
HIS HEAD IN THE SKY!
TROTTZILLA!
TROTTZILLA!
TROTTZILLA!

Jersey appoints Ministers for Health, Justice, Home Affairs, Children, Education, Environment, Social Security, Housing, Communities, Internal Development, Infrastructure, Economic Development, Treasury, Resources and External Relations. Guernsey appoints the Trottzilla. Booyah.

I’m the best ever at saving fields. It reminds me of my very successful career as a professional farmer.

As Chief Minister and Chairman of Guernsey Finance I was embarrassed by the rebrand unveiled this week. I’ve fixed it.

Busy day. Just got off the phone to Lyndon Sunak, he was having a right whinge about Lyndon Biden and Lyndon Putin.

Lyndon Farnham sounds like a character on All Creatures Great and Small.

Heartfelt pleas by the people of Jersey to install Lyndon as the next Chief Minister have been devastatingly misunderstood by their Government. Awkward.

.My forehead is available for premium brand sponsorship opportunities.

Sometimes I mistakenly refer to Deputy Soulsby as Jane and Deputy Gollop as Cheeta. It’s easily done when you’re a dead ringer for Tarzan.

Good for you to enjoy a photo of the leadership of P&R and by definition the Bailiwick of Guernsey. Unrivalled political experience, an exemplary commercial track record, and universally popular with the working class. On top of that we have Deputy Soulsby photobombing.