Sorry I'm not Sorry

Joined March 2011
I always subtract 10 pounds from my weight on the scale to account for boobs and hair. #girlmath
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This week- get dessert before, during, and after every meal. Lush from Cypher is 25% off this week with code LUSH25. Link in bio.
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How to hide under eye circles, betch edition #bbloggers
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I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive #BetchBeauty
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New nail art trend sweeping the beauty blogs #toothpastenails #AprilFoolsDay
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Jennifer didn’t get an Oscar, but she got pizza, and we all know that makes her basically just as happy #Oscars
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I like my red lipstick to say 'I'm capable of murder' #betchbeauty
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In 1770, British parliament banned lipstick, saying it had the power to seduce men into marriage, which was witchcraft. #herestobeingwitches
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Replying to @totalbetchmove
@totalbetchmove You should join the mathletes.
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Replying to @totalbetchmove
@totalbetchmove You're like the closest thing to Gossip Girl there is, and I love you for it, keep doing your thing Betch
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Replying to @totalbetchmove
@totalbetchmove complete betches.
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My new years resolution is for all my friends to be able to take double shots out of my collar bones #totalbetchmove
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Who ever said time travel wasn't possible obviously never blacked out. #whathappenedlastnight? @totalbetchmove
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I've been feeling sick so I mixed my emergen-c with vodka. @totalbetchmove
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Discovered @totalbetchmove tonight. I think my life has forever changed. Thank you
Oh wow I just found out that @totalbetchmove is the author of #WhatShouldBetchesCallMe. MIND BLOWN.
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I'm not your cup of tea? Good. I'd rather be your shot of whiskey #totalbetchmove
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I was going to go to the gym today but my hair looks too good to get it all sweaty, so all I'm going to eat today is air #totalbetchmove
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I only know what day of the week it is because of my birth control, and I'm okay with that #totalbetchmove
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