“You’re a strong independent woman and don’t need no man…. but I’m here if you want me” has to be one of the sweetest things that’s ever been said to me 🙃
How fragile am I? I have bruises on the backs of my thighs from sitting in a metal chair for 5 hours 🙃
I don’t know how to break it to you PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS HAD IMMUNE SYSTEMS. PEOPLE HAVE STILL DIED FROM VIRUSES. I FEEL LIKE THIS DOESN’T NEED EXPLAINING
If I see one more comment saying “I have an immune system for a reason” as an excuse not to get the vaccine….
I’m spending so much time with friends in the next few days and my heart is bursting? I’m so happy?? 🤍
I would just like to share I had a professor use “TLDR” for an assignment description this semester and honestly I feel heard
Of COURSE it would be too much to ask for my noisy ass upstairs neighbor to not live on campus during the summer...
We really let Tim Burton make a live action Dumbo, slap Aurora singing 1 minute of “Baby Mine” in the trailer, only to get a trash movie and no full cover... I’m still pissed
My work called asking if I could come in. Called them back to let them know I’m busy but I didn’t prepare what I was going to say so it sounded so fake?? I always sound so suspicious when I’m thinking on the spot why am I like this??
I love how watching movies and tv shows with subtitles has become like a universally normal thing. As a kid they drove me crazy, but now I can’t comfortably watch something without them.
I love cheetahs cause they look like their boyfriend just broke up with them and now they’re crying their mascara off



