@tor_down
Mars
Joined January 2012
Herbie watching me do yoga 😅
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this woman was created in a lab to give the maid of honour speech at the wedding of a couple named Jaxson and Brayleigh who met at a college football tailgate party
trump's new press secretary is mumbling through a chatgpt generated speech on stage rn
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Joe Buck judging tonight #DWTS
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guys i can’t do this today i have so much going on
Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.
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Conspiracy theorists realizing they were right… again
JUST IN: 3D-printed salmon is coming to U.S. supermarkets, produced by Israeli food technology company Steakholder Foods.
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ur secret safe with me cuz i wasn't listening
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i recommend anybody that has high ambition & agency in life to watch the saban documentary. pure old skool mad man with a strong philosophy applicable to success in biz or any endeavor. what a legend 10/10
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when you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but its Sunday and you're 41
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Barista at my local joint was wearing an N95 mask and had butterfly tattoos. This shit is gonna slap
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Is @huskerdrews sleeping? Where are the tweets
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The Nick Saban documentary is absolutely amazing.
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No, I don’t want a f****** cookie crmbl.
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Herbie
My dog at 5am reminding me we’re on HER time and her time says it’s breakfast.
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The crash out is going to be epic. Hope Robert Pattinson plays him in the future biopic.
Lane Kiffin parties with frat members after big win against McNeese state 🔥
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it probably feels so good to hit someone in the head with a stanley
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fine I’ll rewatch the sopranos again
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NFL RedZone but hosted by Tony Romo and he’s plastered
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white people be like my dog is getting veneers next week
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