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Fábio Vieira’s strength coach

Joined April 2011
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Dan Ahern retweeted
Glen Johnson speaking about Jordan Henderson on ITV just now: “Chelsea bought him in for his experience because you know you can’t buy that kind of experience”.
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I guess this take stems from my disdain for the league cup but I don’t think Arteta got it wrong at all. It’s league 2 oppo. You rotate to death and roll the dice. If I have a critique it’s that he tried to save the game with MØ and then Eze. Let the green players sink or swim.
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Congrats Fleetwood Town. Glad we’re out. Also massive L for stutter-step pens once again.
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That’s enough ELF cup for me, please gently side-foot every pen towards the corner flag and move on 🫡
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Can’t complain really!
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Kicked out. It wasn’t crazy but easy for the ref to see and punish. Shit sucks man, it is what it is
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Cleanest Gyokeres goal
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Between the drone attack and them turning up in Arsenal kits you’ve at least got to hand it to them for destabilizing tactics
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Don’t have many strong feelings about who deserves the Ballon d’Or but you can’t go awarding it to Kane. I mean good job scoring a bunch with the juggernauts of europe’s 4th to 7th best league but there are guys with real accomplishments out here.
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what’s funny is Mbappe was pretty much handled but still ended up probable MoTM with two goals via a lucky bounce and finishing a counter with an empty net tap-in
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Insane Jude tekkers to start the move tho look it up if you didn’t see it
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Man what an awful way to concede after being VERY on top the past 20 mins
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Little bit stupid the time wasting protocol there. Huijsen has fallen down after taking a ball to the face. Ball was rolling towards the touch line and ref whistled before it even went out. Give the guy 3 seconds to react ffs.
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jesus what a save from Lunin
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lol what a lucky goal for Mbappé. they all count the same tho
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Arteta rn
Huerzeler has spent the last 10 mins outside of his technical area btw 👀
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What’s the opposite of tactical fouling? Because Gakpo excels at it
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Pretty sure there were managers before 2019 actually
15 - Since they were first introduced in 2019-20, no manager has received more cards in the Premier League than Roberto De Zerbi. Fighter.
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Dan Ahern retweeted
Odegaard covered 12.5k yesterday whilst we had nearly 60% of the ball. As a comparison Rice covered 9.5k. Basically Odegaard is a freak.
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