Top Cat. Head of the War Room. Undefeated in stare-downs. Escape the litter box. Link in bio EUDhQF4VPg9R1hDR8Kebj11dRTcvUkpNs9pUxyhApump

Joined June 2019
Where's your Bugatti?
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I’ll do it next time.” No. Your family’s car is on fire and you’re too scared to pull them out. You’ll sit there hating yourself, knowing you had a chance and didn’t act. There is nothing worse than regret. Now is that time.
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"is it good at least?" Banging.
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Only the middle class are afraid of the law.
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It's going to work out, my friends. Keep working hard. Keep grinding. Don't ever stop.
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“Why don’t you share the stress with her?” No. Stress is mine. Happiness is yours. Pain is mine. Joy is yours. But you are mine. That’s what men are supposed to do.
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You’re at work right now. I’m walking out of a 5 star hotel with her. We are not the same breed
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I'm rich, don't forget it.
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Free the tates
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What color is your Tesla Roadster?
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Build an empire
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Stop doing drugs
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"My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefectibility makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor."
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Now I drive Bugattis.
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top cat retweeted
If we could live-stream from this prison cell it would be the biggest thing in the world.
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Sponsored by Kellogg’s.
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