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☐ filmmaker ☐ airplane mode ☐

new y❍rk city
Joined March 2010
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"Nothing's better than twitter" - richard sherman
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DAN MANNARINO: [Describe the year in one word & tell me why that word.] MAYOR ADAMS: "New York. This is a place where everyday you wake up you could experience… a plane crashing into our Trade Center… And that's why it's the greatest city on the globe." DM: "Uh-huh." 🤷🏻‍♂️
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“if play exists, then play”
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“the wacker the berry, the sweeter the juice”
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i said the first woman that came to mind - and it was ann hathway. i’m deeply embarassed about that
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i forgot to tell you guys but i was walking through the neighborhood the other days and some gen z ers yelled at me from their porch: “hey! can you name a woman?” and yeah, they just wanted me to name a woman
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i get on my plane to laguardia and immediately overhear a flight attendant pick up his phone and do a full budweiser “WAAAAZUUUPP!!! im about to fly into lagarbagia”
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still thinking about our uber driver from last night who was fully and flagrantly drinking lean while driving
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not sure whether i want to shame or celebrate dude who’s eating whole shrimps on the q train. downed a smooth dozen already and no signs of slowing down
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a skater teen in a thrasher shirt just told me “i love your swag” what are the odds he was roasting me
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The only guarantees many of the babies born in this country will have is that they will work for someone. Who knows what the education looks like, who knows where the next meal comes from an looks like, only labor is certain
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say what you will about my “unhealthy lifestyle” - but i drink more water than anyone else i’ve ever met and that has to count for something
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"NOBODY DEFUNDED THE POLICE: A STUDY" "A study of budgets in over 400 American cities over the last 5 years shows that...there was no mass defunding of police. Police depts got the same average cut of the city budget in '21 as they did in previous years" therealnews.com/nobody-defun…
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The 2022 @Allartstv Artists in Residence -- @_MattWhitaker, @jaymc86 @ellechien and @don_jones --present four multidisciplinary films exploring music, dance and more. All four are incredible and inspiring and available to stream on the PBS app. bit.ly/3MgiTew
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5 cops in one prius - it was almost cute
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fun is weakness leaving the body
walked past a dude doing pull-ups in the park. he was yelling "eckhart tolle! the power of now! buddha! i live in the moment, bro!" while getting his reps in
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