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Töôrnst Hülpft

@toornsthulpft

Hei from dis looney Töôrnst gps’d in de lap o da land. Mein favorite color? caribou. I identify as a sexless meat. I bring dem huge jams so chunky tight. Toodle

 Lapland
Joined September 2019
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Stay tooned for dem hot tickies!!
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Dudes & dudettes, Mein caribou nighttime jammies are so snuggly tight! Ready for long, long, super long, bunk bed convos. Top bunk es mein!!
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Töôrnst Hülpft@toornsthulpft21 Sep 2019
Honk if you caribou about reindeer! Right?! So much funny times to joke about dem!
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I got dem new tights for da hike through da night! Supper doops excited cause der so chunky tight. I’m a hot tickie in deez. #chictweetz #desertsessions
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Dis is soo dem true
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NME
@NME2 Nov 2019
A serious investigative report into who is singing "I said I would wax all your cracks" on the new @Desert_Sessions record nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/who-…
Who is Töôrnst Hülpft? The best theories about the Desert Sessions guest

Who is Töôrnst Hülpft? The best theories about the Desert Sessions guest

Rounding up the likely suspects behind Desert Sessions' mystery vocalist Töôrnst Hülpft on their new record, 'Vols. 11 & 12'

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ooo hai!
Desert Sessions (@Desert_Sessions) profile pictureDesert Sessions@Desert_Sessions22 Oct 2019
Meet Desert Sessions Player @toornsthulpft #DesertSessions Vols. 11 & 12 Arrivederci Despair Tightwads & Nitwits & Critics & Heels Available October 25, 2019 desertsessions.ffm.to/vols11…
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Oof, dis is a fer sure romance in da pants on dat zuper important (no chaperone, finally) 8th courting ritual date night! Some mold wine & a hunky chunk a dat Kuivaliha! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuiv… vat mouth Valhalla! Mouthalla! #chictweetz #Kuivaliha #mouthalla #DesertSessions

Kuivaliha - Wikipedia

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QOTSA
@qotsa26 Sep 2019
Desert Sessions Vols. 11 & 12 Arrivederci Despair Tightwads & Nitwits & Critics & Heels Available October 25, 2019 desertsessions.ffm.to/vols11… #DesertSessions

Desert Sessions Vols. 11 & 12

Arrivederci Despair Tightwads & Nitwits & Critics & Heels Available October 25, 2019

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Jake Shears@Jakeshears26 Sep 2019
Well, one of my dreams came true. I got to be a part of Josh Homme’s @Desert_Sessions in Joshua Tree with some of the most amazing musicians I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with. Vol. 11 & 12 coming October 25th! Pre-order/save: desertsessions.ffm.to/vols11… #DesertSessions
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Image from Jake Shears (@Jakeshears)
Image from Jake Shears (@Jakeshears)
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desert sessions. 25 de outubro. VAMOOOOO
Image from jurídico gil sharone (@thaynamaffei_)
Image from jurídico gil sharone (@thaynamaffei_)
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Dere is a huge virtual hole in dat enemy newspuppy. A töórnst shaping hole, right? To get dem hõt scôôps, one must hear straight from dem pony mouth. Am I right? No Töórnst? Must be jerking my ketju! #chictweetz #desertsessions
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To do dem #chictweetz is zupa great! Here in Lapland, to follow someone jus ain’t legal (unless you follow dem reindeer). #reindeerjerky #imfollowingyou #hugefollowing
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Desert Sessions@Desert_Sessions26 Sep 2019
Desert Sessions Vols. 11 & 12 Arrivederci Despair Tightwads & Nitwits & Critics & Heels Available October 25, 2019 desertsessions.ffm.to/vols11… youtu.be/drnmwXtOo0U #DesertSessions
Desert Sessions Vols. 11 & 12

Desert Sessions Vols. 11 & 12

Out Now

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I super up’d dem Desert Sessions Vol. 11 & 12 cause der was some shet on der... celebrational!
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Honk if you caribou about reindeer! Right?! So much funny times to joke about dem!
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Töôrnst Hülpft@toornsthulpft21 Sep 2019
Such great fun to share vith da whole fam lush to know dis: Nice link: images.app.goo.gl/eHuhSvbY6W…
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Such great fun to share vith da whole fam lush to know dis: Nice link: images.app.goo.gl/eHuhSvbY6W…
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