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Toni

@tonithepirate

Picture it. Sicily, 1912.

 California
Joined January 2009
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– at Santa Maria, CA
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Love having a rough/sad morning, telling a few people and those people not giving half a fuck. I'm just going to get back into bed. I'm over it today. 😭
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I REALLY wanted to see @pattonoswalt today but my toxic abusive ex bf was one of the few people who put the event together. So sadly I had to back out. One day I'll get the chance to shake his hand. One day.
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I moved only 10 minutes away and I feel like nobody gives a shit anymore. It's like I'm "out of sight, out of mind." And honestly? It really fucking hurts.
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I feel so damn sad & alone today
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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I'm struggling financially. I dye, polish, clean and touch up shoes. On commission. It sucks that I don't even have a dollar to my name. I just want to curl up in a ball and cry
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Got clothes that do not fit as a gift. Tags still on. @Walmart says they do returns with or without a receipt for up to 90 days after the purchase. Apparently this customer service person is refusing me a return OR exchange. I let the dirt underwear they sold me go but this? No
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People exchange things without a receipt OR tags all the time. But because I said the word Christmas no? Makes zero sense.
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Nothing more embarrassing than your card declining when all you want is coffee
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Replying to @DoorDash_Help
@DoorDash_Help How are you guys going to not give me half my order, offer credits less than what I paid so when I asked for a refund they said sure but they would have to charge me again to make the adjustments, so I would see "probably" 2 charges before my refund
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This happened just worse last month. Last month they tried to double charge me for an order, but I couldn't pay for the 2nd one (I didn't order it lol) but they told me they couldn't hell me until the money physically left my bank & wouldn't stop recharging. Biggest BS ever
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Sometimes I think about the time that @HarveyLevinTMZ told me I made a good point and sent me free swag because he liked my opinion so much. Nobody can tell me that my opinion doesn't matter 😂
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Literally about to never use @DoorDash again their chat/support system is awful. They can't get their stuff together, say different things, tell me I don't know what I'm talking about, hang up on me, etc. When all I want to know is why they are charging me TWICE.
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Apparently/technically it's unauthorized, so I don't know why it's not being fixed. I don't have an extra $38!!!!! @DoorDash_Help
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Can someone who actually knows what they are doing at @DoorDash actually help me? The amount of carelessness and incompetence I've dealt with is outstanding. Being charged more than once, being made to feel like I'm don't know what I'm talking about when I'm looking at proof
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Not to mention one of the associates CALLING me after I ended the chat. End means end, end doesn't mean you can call me instead. Lots of BS from door dash today. Hopefully @DoorDash_Help knows what they are doing because the support team doesn't
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$tonithepirate 🖤
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Follow @cashapp and QRT this with your $cashtag to enter the $150,000 Cash App Giveaway before it goes Bye Bye Bye. Tag a friend who was born after 2002 to confuse them. #CashAppPresents
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When you are craving @tacobell breakfast but have cents to your name 😂🥺🥺😭
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Watching Disenchanted on @DisneyPlus and I can't help but think how much @MayaRudolph sounds like her mom when she sings, and how she would be so proud. (And now I thought about too hard and made myself cry lol)
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When @gopuff takes your money without confirming they had items available, annoying but you replace items. THEN someone from @gopuff or @Gopuff_Support take the liberty to go to your account/cancel your order saying you changed your mind. You didn't. And almost 2 hours later
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All you get offered is a small credit and a vague promise of this being documented. Like k? Someone made changes without permission. No matter how small, I'm not ok with that @Gopuff_Support
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