this episode of goosebumps fucked me up bad lmao

the fuck boy urge to have my car smell like black ice

The other night when I was a lil throwed at 5am and some thunder hit hahahaha

this foo jakob poetl pulled up to @midnightswimtx and someone yelled “2 shots!” LMFAO

s/o the front Line workers and thank you for everything you do!!!!!!!

is everything ok babe? you’ve hardly touched your shrek cake

this is the only verzuz i still wanna see happen

This how most couples look like in San Antonio lmfao – at San Antonio, TX

people at patio bars at 2pm in Texas: “Yeah uh let me get uh… uh umm”

I lowkey fw their energy

every Sunday at 5pm we give out 100+ free hot dogs at @midnightswimtx with my homies @bbyswisss & @fuuukno follow @perritoshotdog on IG

what’s up homies! this SUNDAY is SICLOVIA and it’s on the strip for the first time 📍 all our spots are opening early and will have free perritos dogs at swim, el CEVICHERO brunch at VIBRAS! + sad hrs coffee‼️family friendly + more info here ymcasatx.org/programs/commun…