Tats tats tats at ten again on c4 tonight

Might need a doctor - that'll be bbc1 Wales @9pm then #theindiandoctortv

More tats on tv tonight / #mytattooaddiction

Speak up for decency in British politics, and add your name to Ed Miliband's - action.labour.org.uk/decency

God I love Nigel havers. I'm sure we must be related.

A bizarre night ends stuck on replacement bus service to lydney. Feel like I have finally come to understand concept of purgatory

RIP Liam Aitchison. Our love & condolences to your family. A terrible & tragic loss & we are thinking of you

Great article in today's guardian by polly Toynbee as "the nasty party bears its teeth" - the mask has slipped, indeed

At enter shikari gig in Bristol, feeling very very old. Arrived with 4 teenagers. Now alone & waiting for school disco lights up

Start filming Monday so currently obsessed with smallpox! Woke up thinking I was coming down with something... Do you think it's contagious?

NotW closes and lord voldemort defeated on the same day - surely no coincidence? #expelliamus

Man next to me has terrible breath. Hoping he can't read this upside d

Head down, tapping phone in pose of total concentration, pretending it's not me who farted

On a train so crowded I literally can't move but everyone completely silent in that weird British way

Can't wait for the Christmas singalong

Strange but true fact: Jean Martin is mg uncle's girlfriend. Really

4 BAFTAs for rondo last night. Congratulations to Mali, mike & double winner John g. We're not Sherlock but not bad for an indie!