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La Croíx tastes like someone carbonated the water from an aquarium where the fish inside were forced to look at a garage sale painting of a bowl of fruit.
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Do you have any idea how much of a fuck-up you have to be in order for SWITZERLAND to be like "mmmm... no babygirl... absolutely not..."
"What are we using instead of Discord?"
Your mouth. Your eyes.
Tell your fucking friends that you love them.
Now.
For the record, Quentin Tarantino hating Paul Dano is the second greatest thing to happen to Paul Dano's career. The first greatest thing is any project Paul Dano has been a part of.
Fuck Quentin Tarantino.
Literally the most depressed I've ever been in my entire life and I have no idea why.
Send vibes. And maybe Chinese food? I dunno...
If you thought she made billions off the break-up songs up to now, she'll be running the country after the impeding divorce
Calling it OnlyFans was such a wasted opportunity for quality branding wordplay.
I mean "HoleSale" wasn't the lowest hanging fruit but C'MON
I just wanna meet someone that makes me feel the way “Midnight City” by M83 does.
Male, female, nonbinary, ferret… I don’t even care anymore.
Horoscopes be like "Be kind to your Gemini friends because they're going through it in this retrograde" to which I, the cappiest of corns say...
Good.
28 Years Later and Sinners are both terrible movies and serve only to show that the bar for "horror" writing has been lowered 20 feet below the ground so that mainstream actors and studios can do the bare minimum and every film "influencer" will say they're "redefining the genre"
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I doubt it will last the next 20 weeks
A majority of U.S. theater industry execs believe the traditional moviegoing model may not survive beyond the next 20 years
(variety.com/2025/film/news/e…)
Sometimes I get home from work and sit on my couch for hours just scrolling and reading and feeling the deepest amount of sadness that my body and mind can possibly handle to the point that I'm a shell of a man, wrought with existential terror and bottomless anxiety.