@tomjc09

of a woke persuasion @othercrisp he/him

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20,210th at the 2026 manchester marathon, you'll never sing that
tom crisp@tomjc09Apr 19
marathon BOSH!
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just came off my bike for the first time. fully stacked it and to add insult to injury i landed in a puddle
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"We're the party of alarm clock Britain", says Robert Jenrick to a rally being held at 2pm on a Tuesday.
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Tj@murphystanacc23h
I guess I’ll stay woke
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Billions of years of space and time, the miracle of life creating itself, evolution, civilisation, culture, art, science, knowledge, all leading to me typing out 'If you have any further questions please let me know' over and over and over again til I die
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siân@grxsxnOct 20
horrible weather, I’m going to listen to pavement and silver jews aaaaaaaall day
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a 5G truther, a terf, and a labour MP walk into a bar...
Tonia Antoniazzi
@ToniaAntoniazziOct 18
Replying to @JerryTaylor
I have a very good friend who is affected so get over yourself
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Shutts@ShuttsapaloozaOct 19
Still this, but he’s actually got worse.
IrishPropaganda🇮🇪⚽️@IrishPropagandaOct 19
James McClean has genuinely said he thinks therapy is a sign of weakness in men Simply, that is a disgusting, disgraceful thing to say Asking for help is the strongest thing a man can do, shame on McClean for thinking otherwise…
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harry@hjseditsOct 19
am i niche enuss- niche enough? hell yes i'm niche enough.
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incredible stat but god hurzeler needs a better look than scary hair squid game
SEAGULLS SOCIAL@SeagullsSocialOct 19
The real three B’s… Barcelona, Brighton & Bayern.
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holly!!!!!!@hollhobOct 18
just found out the uk and us are not exactly the same. did anyone know this
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Honestly spooky how good spotify is at hammering the nail in when you're having a little dip innit
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lets not pretend hart was ever anything but crap for us. conceded 12 in his last 4 for us including 2 against peterborough ffs
Just Larry
@LarryClaret1Oct 17
Replying to @secondtierpod
After 13 years of being spoilt with international standard keepers in Heaton, Pope, Hart, Trafford, Dubravka it’s been a sobering come down to have 2 holograms for our goalkeeping options. It should be priority no. 1 to sort that out in January. Neither of them are to blame for the chances we’re giving the opposition for no reason, but they’re a hard watch.
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Reminder that there was no fan consultation about this
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one year ago today i watched as @Charli3brock reckoned with losing to burnley. since then burnley have failed to register a single win at turf moor, including pre season. take me back
tom crisp@tomjc0918 Oct 2025
Replying to @ComradeRosalie @Charli3brock
hes in complete disbelief at the bogle miss
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what are we doing
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TurfCast - Burnley FC Fan Channel
@TurfCastPodcastOct 17
Weiss made some big mistakes when he was in the side now Coudert seems to be making them every week. Who would you start against Lincoln next week?
72%Weiss
28%Coudert
1,000 votes • Final results
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HAWK
@HawkEmDownChrisOct 16
Whoever names the most obscure TV show wins.
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Replying to @tomjc09
you hated romance too so we’re frankly really not interested in your input on this
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happened twice whats going on
tom crisp@tomjc09Oct 16
was crazy to be asked 'are you tom crisp from twitter?' but an absolute pleasure
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