@tolfdog

original character do not steal

 seattle
Joined January 2020
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tolf@tolfdogMar 13
🤝 Paid partnership
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tolf retweeted
abe@smogciderOct 18
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doing emotional labor at the social construction site
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thought I had a lens wipe in my pocket and ended up pulling out and opening a packet of grated parmesan cheese during a work meeting
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How’d I do? :p
Cashew 🔜 FURUM@MintCashewOct 9
Oh deer!
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he wanted a poster for our nfc room and said i had to wear the dress 🥀🥀 🎨 @arthwuz (thank you!)
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be honest bro would you pollinate me if i was a flower
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You Can See Everything was a 3 hour long movie version of the jaden smith mirrors tweet i think
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when i'm fighting another team lead on slack and people on my team are reading the messages
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letting nathan fielder be my con roommate for 34 days and letting him document everything
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how many noodle dances can you order at haidilao before they cut you off
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2027 will be the year of adding "yum dot com" back into my lexicon
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me: i want to do [thing] therapist: you should do [thing] me: oh you're so right therapist: that will be $200
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every time i touch i get this bleeding every time i piss i swear i could cry
tolf@tolfdogOct 12
getting my PA redone today so i can finally stop losing my keys
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tomorrow :)
tolf@tolfdogSep 9
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oh deer
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SORRY FORGOT TO CREDIT @LewdDeet FOR HIS TWINK CRUSHER 9000 TRUCK
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Looks like there’s a new buck in town… 🪡@gnaws
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got everyone to give me a thumbs up afterwards so i could send a photo to the guys
tolf@tolfdogOct 12
getting my PA redone today so i can finally stop losing my keys
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i can’t believe none of you told me my leitmotif has been playing slower and in a minor key im so embarrasseddddd
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getting my PA redone today so i can finally stop losing my keys
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