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Joined August 2023
Girl’s girl owns guy’s girl in rock hard twerk battle
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never stepping foot in bushwick again my friend told me they installed lasers that kill you there
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missing when I was homeless and would sip bud light seltzer and eat Popeyes with my friends listening to kitty ray
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dude I love when esdeekid goes “I’m balls deep in a German”
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Replying to @graveair
Redemption is real, friend. Empirically provable.
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yay! retweeted
It's more important than ever that we all keep saying Yay
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I can’t believe something good has happened
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I have this rare condition called alexandrias genesis which gives me purple eyes and makes it so im unable to have periods
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Chasing a beautiful woman in big floppy flip flops and one just flopped off
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Gimme tht clotted cream barebells
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this year is all about going to sleep at 10, gas station drugs, and choosing kindness even in the face of immense grief
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Thinking about this
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“isn’t it funny how we all went to the pysch ward and we all live together”
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one of my biggest fears is that they give me the normal coke when i ask for diet coke. gotta watch real close to make sure im not being slighted.
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scaffold #109 is out now, so take a read of this very funny and deeply relatable new prose poem by @Canihiturvape! this has one of the most classic first sentences i've read in a very long time, it's so good. scaffoldlit.com/microwriting…
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stay smelly stay stupid
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the most powerful people i know are the baristas who stay out till 5 then start their 6am shift - thank you soldiers <3
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My manager: y do u smell like beer Me: bc i drank beer #stupidbitch
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shawty had her phone on shuffle and it went from mac miller to lexa gates i know her ass posted that black square in 2020 #ally
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