Someone has destroyed the dumplings at the local Chinese takeaway, I think that’s Wonton Vandalism. The Man With The Golden Puns. #CFC #Traveller #BrentfordFC
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Best 125m you ever spent that's my opinion! We're better off without him and he'll be off to Madrid in the summer!
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It’s nearly 2027 ……..9 transfer windows and over £1.5b spent on players under Clearlake and were going away to Anfield in a cup match with the chance to get into the quarter finals and Danny Welbeck , Jordan Henderson , Malo Gusto & Wesley Fofana are in the starting 11 ……
Will it cost £1 pound to buy the company?
BREAKING: Poundland close to collapse as new directors head for exit
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My friend went to a Halloween party wrapped in cling film, to be honest I saw straight through his disguise.
#LunchPun
Everytime I see Sacha Baron Cohen he brings me out in a rash, I think it must be an Ali G.
#Badjokefriday
Waking up and seeing that Stone Cold Storm Austin is breaking havoc.
#storm
Never got anything nice to say about the club, yet they let him in to the training ground. He'll probably slag us off on sky on Saturday.
The local farmers wife Susan is offering to tickle people's feet in a Farmer Sue Tickle.
#LunchPun
For Chelsea it's 100m plus for everyone else 40m
Chelsea have joined Galatasaray in the hunt for Brighton & Hove Albion midfielder Yasin Ayari, @TEAMtalk understands, with contract negotiations between the player and the Seagulls having stalled.
teamtalk.com/chelsea/yasin-a…
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My plum tree has had a good prune
#LunchPun
John travolta has opened a Grease themed supermarket in my street and he's installing new checkouts desks, he's got tills, theyre multiplying.
#Lunchpun
Just recently opened a new hairdressing salon, and when I employ new staff I always make sure they agree to the perms and conditioners.
#LunchPun
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🚨 EXCL: Cole Palmer strengthens commitment to Chelsea by signing new contract until 2034. Adds 1yr to previous deal on improved terms; recognition of importance to #CFC. Continues drive to extend key men after James, Caicedo, Pedro & Neto @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7676818…
So Fallows sits on his backside working from home whilst the other idiot from Brighton is in a position of power that is beyond his abilities? Well done
🚨 Laurence Stewart will leave Chelsea as co-sporting director by mutual consent, as first called by @Matt_Law_DT and @NizaarKinsella. Not an immediate departure, so still expected to be around at some games.
Amicable exit that was decided in the last few weeks following talks between Stewart and Behdad Eghbali.
Laurence Stewart, Sam Jewell and Joe Shields will now all be sporting directors on equal footing.
Seen as a natural evolution of the sporting model. Stewart had overseen investment in data analysis, but this area of the business has been used more by Jewell and Shields due to their expertise in scouting and talent ID.
Dave Fallows remains in his current role, which is more remote and advisory comparative to others in the sporting leadership team.
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One down one to go! We will be free soon
Chelsea sporting director Laurence Stewart is set to leave by mutual agreement in the near future!
(@NizaarKinsella) #CFC #Chelsea
