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Joined February 2015
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used my grandma’s bone china as a reference 🥹
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you can have one league player max per relationship
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son your father and i are getting a divorce because he thinks my tweets are insane
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Baby is babying
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i always told myself if i grew my hair out again id get a face tattoo and im low key thinkin bout it 😗
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daily affirmations (running edition): • my knees are what they used to be • staying hydrated is easy • the physical therapy exercises will fix me • my ankles are bullet proof
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working out every day and sleeping 8 hours is fixing me
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i’m alive
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when the lighting is good but the bathroom isn’t aesthetic
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charli xcx getting married proves to me that my party girl lifestyle can be continued with no obstacles
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me after one (1) espresso martini
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i’m trying henna freckles for the first time i’m about to be really cute or look insane
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My wife got me this bok choy sculpture for my desk at work, which was very thoughtful and that I admire throughout the day. It has also caused several of my coworkers to ask if my wife is Chinese
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Different versions of cat
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by this time next year i’ll either be in love or in a mental hospital
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it’s working
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daily affirmations: • i am different now • the therapy is working • i’m not about to crash out • i have a normal relationship with dopamine • i am normal
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you’re in his dms, he’s on my couch and i’m making him watch videos of johnny somali getting his shit rocked
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love is not enough. the foundation of a healthy relationship is hating the same things and wanting to leave the function at the same time
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