Imagine sitting down with your friend to play Monopoly and before the first roll of the dice they said "if I lose it's because you cheated".

The entire tech industry is spending trillions on AI. Meanwhile me...

The “stolen election” narrative was investigated exhaustively — by allies, opponents, courts, and independent bodies — and didn’t hold up to scrutiny. That’s about as definitive as these things get in a democracy.

Any country which wants to stop the Trump trade wars need to impose a 10,000% tariff on Tesla cars.

Any country that wants to stop the Trump trade wars against them only need to impost a 10,000% tariff on Tesla cars.

U.S. MARINE Reacts to Donald Trump's BELITTLING MEDAL OF HONOR RECIPIENTS! youtu.be/AkejiiLo_ZM?si=dvDV… via @YouTube

My dog ate my homework and then some immigrant ate my dog.

Hey all, @AutopayDirect is a total scam, stay away. They seem legit but take all your info and then tell you they don’t have any lenders. Meanwhile they have all your info - they are data mining, don’t fall for it. #scam #ScamAlert #scammer

Politics aside, this is funny.

Every time I see a young person with one of those large hoop like ear things I think about this SNL skit. youtu.be/vBmvfW7WOUc?si=j1tn…

I am digging ElasticSearch so much right now. I have use cases galore. @elastic

BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani gets NEW legal news he’s been dreading youtu.be/OGUOFAqn1Wo?si=HeLk… via @YouTube

The .ai TLD might as well be .spam - I mean come on guys.

I wish @AmericanAir would just give me miles for the number of minutes delayed rather than miles flown. I would come out ahead.

Have heard at least a dozen times - today is the anniversary of Katrina. #nolongerafunfact #coneofprobability #hunkerdown

Grandmas just want to have fun #CyndiLauper #NYE #RockinEve

I so much want to play high stakes poker against Perter’s mom #TheBachelorFinale #TheBachelor #petersmom