computers, numbers, running. he/him. @todd@social.sawpitgully.net

Portland, OR
Joined February 2008
A fun idea is to care for distributed systems during the day & a two year old at night & then try to decide which is more capricious.
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my guess is that lots of people in stuff like finance and consulting are as clueless as any software engineer, but the field for sure is way out over its skis
is there any category of person with a stronger average ratio of "highly educated, well-respected and considered intelligent" to "susceptible to falling for the first crackpot cult leader they come across" than software engineers?
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They took away tweetdeck. Deeply annoyed that I still like 2-3 of the people on here.
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Todd Johnson retweeted
if you voted "red / return cart" how would you describe yourself
9%incoherent
9%coward
25%some bullshit
56%chose other answer
3,944 votes • Final results
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this is incorrect, there are three types of detective. this one, rumpled weirdo, and written by a woman.
It’s crazy how the protagonist of every detective novel is middle age but in good shape; intelligent but not pretentious; peaceful but can throw down if need be; and always, always attractive to younger women, I wonder why that is
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Jokes are a lot like dogs in that they bring immeasurable joy to people until a cop comes along and kills them for no reason
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When are these studios going to stop crapping out junk like Barbie and Polly Pocket and get back to exciting releases like "Dozen Fast Dozen Furious" and "Mission: Impossible: Tom Cruise's Animated Corpse Recon"?
Why are people who grew up in the 80s acting like movies based on toys signal some kind of cultural decline
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(leaving this website) Dork Man X gotcha bouncin' again, bouncin' again
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Saw a demo today of a new type of LLM that uses Window Amplification to extend the possible context. So good. It will blow everything out of the water. They call the technique WinAmp. It really whips the Llama's ass.
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I'm convinced that Barack Obama is being held hostage and the only way he could communicate his dire situation was to put "Fast Car - Luke Combs" on this playlist. Please, someone call the Navy SEALs.
Like I do every year, here are some songs I’ve been listening to this summer — a mix of old and new. Look forward to hearing what I’ve missed.
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joanna out here trying to ruin people's lives
Replying to @sexyhairhorse
Someone introduce this woman to posting
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Sightline Institute OPPOSES proposed revisions to the Charter changes that voters overwhelmingly supported last year. The full letter we submitted to @PortlandGov’s city council is here. #PDX #PortlandOR sightline.org/wp-content/upl…
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they are, and I can't stress this enough, eating him in the quotes
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Menswear guy is clearly one of the few bright spots to emerge in what we can only hope are the last days of this failing website, but the idea that *either one* of these guys is Doing A Great Job and the other Isn't in a way other than "what turns me personally on" is ridiculous.
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Orange’s ad for the French national team ahead of the FIFA Women’s World Cup is genius!🔥🔥
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"nobody talks about this" uh ok
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have been resisting the urge to complain about this all week
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Todd Johnson retweeted
Truly epic shot of @Nikki_Hiltz winning the 2023 U.S. Outdoor Track and Field Championships 1500m title. Wow. What a year they’ve had. Returning to the world championships for the first time since making the final in 2019. 📸 @jzsnapz
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I was a huge "no gifts" proponent at exactly this age, but as they got older the other kids started to act like it was weird.
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Playing my favorite summer game: Am I out of shape, or is the dew point absurd? – at Newport News, VA
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