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Also, guys, I’m full go on a vasectomy. Anyone wanna go with me?

It’s ok to not feel ok. You will eventually. Happy September.

To clarify for my last tweet, I’m 28. Still could pick up that bag of bricks with my privates though.

I’m 38 years old and I promise you that I can pick up a bag of bricks with my dick

I think therefore I overthink

“This constant stream of unrealistic media dogpiles onto our existing feelings of insecurity, by overexposing us to the unrealistic standards we fail to live up to.” Mark Manson

Drake quote of the day IRS all in my books getting they Matlock on All this capital it's like I left the caps lock on It's like every time a plot a return, I see to shift the game See I can still talk keys without pitching caine

“Common sense is just a list of prejudices that you arrived at before the age of 18” Abraham Lincoln

J. Cole quote of the day “To never try is the ultimate fail, but love is wanting more for someone than they want for themselves.”

“Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God” Kurt Vonnegut