Documentary editor. I watch a lot of TV so you don't have to. My legs are like a barometer for the seasons. he/him
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😕 Dr, I have a problem
🧑⚕️ What seems to be the matter?
👀 It’s, rather embarrassing…
🩺 Not to worry, I’ve seen it all before
😔 Well, I…
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😐 I can’t hear the word ‘super’ without breaking into a delightfully theatrical version of ABBA’s Super Trooper 😳💃
Making a quiz. Who can guess the song?
ALT Opening frame of a music video showing the American flag with several fighter jets and a group of soldiers with a pop up office in a hangar
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You know in ‘Horny’ by Mousse T, when she sings “I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected”? Do you think she’d been blocked by the recipient, or had she just typed their email incorrectly?
Interviewer: We meant do you have any questions about the job.
Google Has Lost All It’s Fun: a short thread.
In January 2019 I spent a week in an all inclusive hotel on the southern tip of Lanzarote. I’d worked a lot and wanted some sun during the cold bleak winter break that TV used to precipitate.
1/9
ALT Flip flops and a beach. Perfect holiday scene
ALT My view of the sea whilst lying on the beach.
So if any of the half dozen active followers I have ever make it to the southern tip of Lanzarote, please go find the spoon (last seen here) and petition Google to reinstate this cultural hotspot!
/fin
ALT The screenshot of Google maps showing the spoon in concrete’s location
Postscript:
Apple Maps seems to still be fun:
maps.apple.com/?address=Aven…
ALT Screenshot of The Spoon in Concrete on Apple Maps
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Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good
It’s gone 10pm on a Sunday and I am battling with @MediaComposer Titler+
*sigh*
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