Toby Morris

Looking forward to the ‘You’re the one for me Fati’ chant from Brighton this season.

How can something like ChatGPT exist when predictive text on my phone still misspells the word "the" about 50% of the time.

Like loads of us, I have complicated feelings about the next four weeks. But this has been a lovely Friday surprise that works on so many levels... Well done to all involved.

Why is it that London bus drivers never strike?

I mean who actually buys birthday cards with a picture of Del Boy on them any more?

I love #WatfordFC, but my word it's so hard to stick with them at the moment.

Not sure about you guys, but what I'm really missing from the day is some hastily taken screenshots of weather apps or car temperature guages.

I've always enjoyed the "only travel if neccessary" advice. As if there are swathes of the population buzzing around on trains just for the want of something to do.

My favourite moment from seeing "Licorice Pizza" is rediscovering what a great track "Let Me Roll It" by Wings is so much that I'm on my third listen today already. #wings #thebandthebeatlescouldhavebeen

The third series of #Succession has not been hit after hit by any means, but the final episode was a total humdinger on so many levels. 👏🏻

Jared Leto in House of Gucci is something else.

I’ve been trying to think of something to write about the @WatfordFC game yesterday but can’t get past the fact the SEJ stand ran out of tea approximately 3 mins into half time and no one seemed bothered.

Really missing all those smug IG posts from people in Australia I must say.

Lead Gen companies = new double glazing. My mind boggles as to how they all can sustain themselves. I've worked in sales almost 20 years and I have never struggled to source people to sell to.

Hey cinemas. You know how you can all open again from next Monday? Why don't you publish some listings so you can perhaps take some forward bookings like your theatre and concert brethren? What do you think?

If we go to hot-streak Cardiff tomorrow and win, then I think that will mark the official start of me believing we can go up. It's big. #WatfordFC

Oh man. Chick Corea.

Imagine being a Watford fan with two kids who love QPR as we used to live next to Loftus Road and then last night happens and now we're all trapped in the house for lockdown and they're actually trolling me while I work. Thanks #watfordfc