Indie bands naming themselves 2002-2008:

funerals are a bit like the spotify wrapped of life

There are some members of my extended family who I would be okay with dying if it meant England won the world cup

[Guy called James from the capital of estonia]: i wish there was just one pasta shape named after me 😞😩 [Guy called Anthony from the capital of Latvia]: 😏😏😇

What’s your unpopular opinion?

Mythical indeed

Asking my barber to make me look like I’ve lost a life changing amount of weight

fucking HATE this country sometimes!!!! crabs in bucket!!! new talent is GOOD!!!! we should be excited they went with such a fresh/talented new cast!!!!!!!! get behind cool new things you idiots!!!!!!!!!! the success of a new comedy show would be a great thing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

david olusoga is still playing traitors at home right now. thinks his wife is claudia. just voted for the cat to be banished

So many incred social media sites. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, to name four. Sometimes I’m on TikTok then BAM I’m on the gram again, then BAM it’s TikTok time 😂 anyone else use them and loving it?

32yo guy with no kids who has a trampoline

Are jannik sinner and Carlos alcararez in a RELATIONSHIP? No. But Are they secretly IN LOVE with each other? Also no! And what about Are they total perverts in the dressing room with each other? No NO NOO!!!! They absolutely are not!

At weddings there should be a 2-3 hour window after the ceremony and before the reception where everyone watches short-form video content

God I wish there was an app version of this book

Little did they know, they were about to rule the music industry… 🙌

Okay, I’m going to make a cultural prediction…. This fricking amazing album from Charli XCX is going to be the sound of the summer.