@toadbit

Futch DeLoria || Strategist | Remote Intern @ Women & Women First Bookstore | Human Resources Contractor @ Al-Mi’raj Pierpoint & the office of Aglaya Lilich

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Joined January 2014
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we can literally see everything.
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I understand Nathan Fielder. Not saying I came dangerously close to falling in love with Elizabeth Holmes but I could not confidently say I wouldn’t come that close myself if I were in his position
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Gustav Borg’s lesbian aunt retweeted
m@bigllittleliesOct 19
she’s so generational
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Omg. I wish all tech people gaf about educating the public. Feels like 99% of coders just talk among themselves. THANK YOU
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@TheDonAyoOct 20
I reverse engineered Tinder
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All that time spent on USELESS shit when we could be getting to the bottom of algorithms. gambling apps next !!
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The american flag next to the pansexual flag
sheeva@sheevasmellsOct 17
this new bar in hell’s kitchen literally looks like a looney tunes trap for gay people
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Well is it a tracking device or not?🔎
Violator Name@Violator_NameOct 16
Opened reddit to search an automotive forum, was interested in a post on my front page, and these are the top replies lol. What a worthless site
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If this is psychosis a simple NO would've sufficed. Now I'm wondering too
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Already pissed about having to google this myself and turns out it IS a tracking device and now I'm fuming because this is clearly a creative writing exercise for everyone involved
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In 2026 I should be able to shop on your clothing store website without sorting by womens or mens.
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HIlariously i originally typed "in 2021" which is maybe truer
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Gustav Borg’s lesbian aunt retweeted
rebekah@rebekah_e_sOct 15
it is heartening to know ap european history student humor is alive and well
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Give me one reason why I shouldn’t believe him
Daily Mail
@DailyMailOct 13
Paul McCartney, 84, claims he can 'remember being born' as he recalls hearing the 'clanging of forceps' after his delivery trib.al/Xw38WaC

Paul McCartney, 84, claims he can 'remember being born'

Paul McCartney, 84, has claimed he can 'remember being born' after recalling hearing the 'clanging of forceps' during his delivery.

dailymail.com
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Usually when I tweet something controversial and get a bunch of people in my replies at least ONE person ends up correctly psychoanalyzing me
Gustav Borg’s lesbian aunt@toadbitOct 7
Women are genuinely out there saying stuff like “I am 99% attracted to women but sometimes I see a man and I think okay it could still happen for me” and if they say it on twitter 1,000 people in their replies will be like “Lmao yeah that’s called bisexuality with a preference”
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And if I explicitly connected the backlash against the lesbian masterdoc and fakebian fearmongering to the 2024 re-election of Donald Trump…
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Lowkey just made that up
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I choose to believe my tweets about fakebian discourse keep blowing up because closeted lesbians who think they’re bisexual are lashing out at me
Gustav Borg’s lesbian aunt@toadbitOct 7
Women are genuinely out there saying stuff like “I am 99% attracted to women but sometimes I see a man and I think okay it could still happen for me” and if they say it on twitter 1,000 people in their replies will be like “Lmao yeah that’s called bisexuality with a preference”
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At least they’re FEELING something omg. Can’t decide who’s worse, the “who cares about labels” crowd or “we actually already have a term for this:) it’s homoflexible”. Do you want that lady to khs or what
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Women are genuinely out there saying stuff like “I am 99% attracted to women but sometimes I see a man and I think okay it could still happen for me” and if they say it on twitter 1,000 people in their replies will be like “Lmao yeah that’s called bisexuality with a preference”
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And I’m here to tell you that you are probably a lesbian with residual investment in heterosexual marriage. Probably
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Mind you they’ll get at least 15 lesbians in their replies saying “lmao you like men. It’s okay to be bisexual” We’re never getting free
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