Can't throw it over my head. #Swatt. MNF Houston 5-0

Just saw most desperate fbook status ever "22lb turkey cooking, if you want a nice meal come over tonight" she gonna have some bums tonight

Is it just me or should the Leafs already be up 1-0 on HNIC. #suckitgary

New Idea for EA sports NHL games, lockout mode where you can transfer players all around the world.

Beauty entrance Rory, blaming it on tv, maybe should blame it on Tiger and the night?

Glad my car is such a fucking piece that when I park beside a Lexus at work they move it #fatsnobbyfuck

Saw an indian stick handling a rock on the sidewalk the other day. Lockout must be hittin him hard.

Feel bad for the students of Lethbridge if last night was any indication there are a lot of fatties this year.

Never seen the course look so brown, time for a new irrigation tech.

Few big tokes then an epic workout to follow.

Damn Rainier you taste good.

Golf today with a gorgeous girl was awesome!