No one asked for it, but here it is anyway… Chuck’s Premier League Preview! FOLKS! Premier League weekend is HERE and my brain is NOT ready but we move. Here’s your highly professional, barely accurate preview. We start with Manchester United vs Spurs. One team is a chaos factory, the other is Spurs. This could finish 0-0 or 5-5 and I’d believe both. Someone’s season “project” dies today, GUARANTEED. 3pm madness: Arsenal vs Sunderland – Arsenal will try to win 1-0 while explaining “field tilt” on a spreadsheet. Sunderland will attempt pure sh*thousery. Elite clash of nerds vs sickos. Bournemouth vs Aston Villa – This feels like a match that ends 3-2 and I forget who won by Monday. Book it. Burnley vs West Ham – Relegation energy versus “should be better than this” energy. Grass may be the real winner. Fulham vs Everton – If this was food, it’d be plain pasta. Important, but nobody’s excited. Wolves vs Chelsea – Chelsea will have 74% possession, 19 shots, one goal, and 400 thinkpieces. Wolves will just vibe. Evening: Newcastle vs Brentford. Either Newcastle destroy them and declare themselves “back” or lose and release a 12-tweet injury thread. No in-between. Sunday: Brighton vs Crystal Palace, hipsters vs haters. Then Liverpool vs Man City, which is football’s Avengers movie. Goals, drama, meltdowns, my head exploding. I understand none of it, but I’ll be yelling anyway. #PremierLeague #EPL #MUFC #THFC #AFC #SAFC #AVFC #AFCB #BURWHU #FFC #EFC #WWFC #CFC #NUFC #Brentford #BHAFC #CPFC #LFC #MCFC #Football #Soccer #WeekendVibes

We’re seeing our UK friends complaining about @ITVSport showing in-game ads during the @SixNationsRugby. We’ve had them for years, and we’re fine, honest… #SixNationsRugby