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this is exactly how you should deal with sudden fame. fuck the brand deals get your ass on the ballroom floor
Stephen Nedoroscik is joining season 33 of ‘DANCING WITH THE STARS.’
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My girlfriend and I met as additional PAs on this set of this movie one year ago :) a week of 415A call times on Randall’s Island will not kill you it will bring you lesbian love <3
Cameron Diaz is having a very BAD DAY. A single mom fights to keep one little promise to her daughter on the absolute worst day of her life in this new action-comedy premiering December 11.
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We are replacing the Constitution with Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuinston
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No catches no targets baby he can look at his 2 rings and his bank account and feel better
I just hate how disrespectful this team is being to Travis during what is likely his last season
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If you are below 5’10 and can physically run a 100m dash in the greater Philadelphia area, congratulations you are now an Eagle
Eagles have placed RB Dameon Pierce on injured reserve and signed RB Jaydon Blue to their active roster.
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Starting lesbian label discourse bc you won’t admit you can’t pull women is such a retired trend at this point it has circled back around to being funny to me
This has to be one of the most vile articles i have read, i am so upset
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What the hell is Matt Stafford doing there
the second from the left in a group of five has very distinctive glasses...............
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Is slayyyter aware she wrote this about AJ Brown and Jalen Hurts of the Philadelphia Eagles
slayyyter – brand new chanel$ (2026)
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If I were an artist and Olivia Rodrigo released The Cure I would just hang up the damn mic. Unplug the guitar close the thesaurus tab throw away the key to the studio you are not touching that song
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Now imagine my shock when I scroll past this edit and see myself #Hello
this may be the best edit from the girl so in love era
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Anyone else at wellesley remember when someone was illegally harboring their partner in their dorm during the covid year and they got found out bc they kept holding orgy parties with first years
the k95 western mass lesbian bar drama reminds me of one of the best dramas at my time at smith: that time right before spring break when someone announced that they’re organizing an all-ages sex party
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Ultimately the western mass lesbian bar mask mandate story did not shock me because i went to an historically women’s college in mass where someone was legitimately ‘canceled’ for misgendering a stuffed lizard mascot
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Butchered tongue isn’t even hozier’s most political song but that is only the beginning of the problems with this
art is inherently political! choose to stand behind artists who have the courage and conviction to speak up through their work
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CALEB WILLIAMS SECOND RUSH TOUCHDOWN
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Careful now that’s a College Humor veteran you’re talking about
wait i just got to ariana's famous vpr line where she said she takes sketch comedy super seriously... and OF COURSE she only said it to dunk on kristen 😭 she rlly was a huge loser omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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What’s even better is that the sketch comedy you then see Kristen do is god awful and then you see Ariana do stand up and it’s almost worse
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While Allen is already in the buffalo HOF, what has he actually done that makes him a HOFer… can’t make a decent playoff run. Chokes under immense pressure. Hurts has two SB appearances and a WIN the same amount of time and he’s on the same “trajectory” as …drake maye?
QB1’s and their HOF chances
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If you’re gonna have Mahomes up there Hurts has to be as well don’t play in my face
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Location shoot on a Cameron Díaz movie
how do you find a gf as a lesbian who despises dating apps
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