@tmesposit

Husband, father. STC Fellow. Technical writer, tabletop gamer, history buff, hiker, reader, and baker. Retired greyhound rescuer. No sleep.

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined September 2015
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Just wait until they figure out what else is buried there
Daily Mail US
@Daily_MailUSMar 26
BREAKING: A SECOND Sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at 'underground megastructure'
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Now that's a neon sign!
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'Gaslight' comes from a play and movie of the same name in which a man attempts to trick his wife into believing that she is going insane. We promise we're telling the truth.
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Sauron has returned😱😱
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One of the biggest questions we get during #FatBearWeek is, “How do you weigh the bears?” So, the volunteer who pulls the shortest stick is handed a bathroom scale...
Bear 747, Fat Bear Week Champion 2022. Estimated weight: A lot.

ALT Bear 747, Fat Bear Week Champion 2022. Estimated weight: A lot.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs. Bring a tall friend and let them lead.
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Stalking skills.. 😅
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One day you’re young and wild; the next, it’s Tuesday, and you’re dialing into a team's call.
A brown bear staring intently while resting on a log at Katmai National Park & Preserve, Alaska.

ALT A brown bear staring intently while resting on a log at Katmai National Park & Preserve, Alaska.

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Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole salmon in my mouth.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣
A bear with salmon tail hanging out of mouth

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🇺🇸 Noah Webster’s spelling reform was based on his combined vision of logic and aesthetics. Thankfully, the publick readily accepted many of these changes. 🇺🇸
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It is perfectly acceptable to begin a sentence with ‘and.’  And it’s equally acceptable to begin a sentence with ‘but’ or ‘or.’
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A herring is a fish. When a herring is preserved by salting and smoking, it turns red and smells. It's so pungent that it's a great diversion to distract hunting dogs from their trail. Now, a ‘red herring’ refers to anything that diverts attention from the issue at hand.
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On June 5, 1985, Ferris Bueller took the day off. On April 15, 1874, the first impressionist exhibition opened in Paris. The two were always bound to meet.
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The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.
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*crab-walked
A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say

ALT A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say

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