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midwest emo clown@tmbrunch26 Apr 2018

how do i become a professional monster truck driver

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Lucien 🐊🎃@kanesgatoradesOct 18

I think the worst part about living with depression is when you’re unfathomably bored yet you have no motivation to do anything

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Typically@TypicallyTMOct 18

67 days until Christmas 76 days until new year and we’re going from the 6th to the 7th year

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CHANEL MURDER@ChanelMurderOct 18

this is a terrible time to meet me in life I do not give a fuck anymore 😭

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alana@nextsilsuOct 19

no one let me tell you

ezzy@catwomanezzyOct 18

Who is gonna love the avoidant angry daughter

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MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊@AzPetrich14h

He died. They still played the football game. No postponement. They just took the body off the field and went back to playing the game regardless of what just happened. Am I the only person disturbed by this?

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ruth🕷@redbullshawtyyOct 18

for Halloween I’m taking 31 shots in 31 minutes

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@whisperandwords12h

don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish

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soup🕷️@thrluvOct 18

“if you crave soda your body really needs hydration.” actually if i crave soda it’s because dr pepper makes my brain go “wheeeee!”

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miya@miyarah_10h

como se siente estar sobreestimulado y empiezas a ser cruel con la gente sin motivo alguno

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Ivy Atropos@Ivy_4_Ivy20h

My advice to people dating people with BPD is that you have to stop viewing their episodes, moods, and emotions as representations of their souls and start viewing them the same way you view bad weather

〙🌸 pris 🌸 〘@prisyumOct 18

having bpd sucks for a lot of reasons, one of them is the fact that anybody with experience rightfully avoids us

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izhaan@IzhaasaysOct 18

i don’t believe the “it gets better” ppl because I’ve been depressed for 12 years with no end in sight

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kiwikinz ^-^@peeholelickerOct 18

if i Had a girlfriend i would slowly reach my hand toward her nose and let her sniff me to gain her trust

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𝓟rairie ֹ ⑅ ׄ꒰ #edrtwt@cheshireguroOct 18

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@laserboat999Oct 18

It’s important for your development as a person to have a solid 6 months where the only person who cares if you live or die is the gas station guy

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HERMOSA ☆@onlyhermosaaaOct 18

I hate when girls be like “the baby looks just like him” in the ultrasound. Bitch that baby look like clay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Jill@doodlermoonOct 18

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midwest emo clown@tmbrunch20h

maybe i should just give up

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this is torture and it's my fucking fault

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taylar ⛰︎ ☽ 𖤓 ☁︎@taylarjae_Oct 19

i hope i have enough kwik trip points to redeem for a world series ticket

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cinna@sl1tt3dpr1nc3ssOct 18

goodnight to my ex ily baby

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