Whoever handed me that P45 during my speech... it's not for me, silly, Boris is over there... #TheresaMay #ToryConf17

Conference going well. Feel like I'm in my own little bubble. #toryconference

Well. Things have been going rather well don't you think.

Can't have another woman leader in Europe. I like being a relative novelty.

This #election is really just a diplomatic way to get out of #Trumps state visit.

Niggle Farage unable to put his money where his mouth is. For the eighth time. #GE17

This #GeneralElection is basically the worlds worst beauty competition. Definitely gunning for 1st.

Coalition of Chaos is the title of my new album. Buy it June 9 2017. #GeneralElection #GE2017

Email from Sean Spicer. He's speculatively job hunting. Not responding.

#SOTD - 'Who Run The World? (Girls)' except you @NicolaSturgeon

Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite. Not you @timfarron

First Past The Post - or as I like to call it "Forever Putting Tories in Power". #GeneralElection #GE2017

Divide and conquer. @UKLabour @LibDems #GE17 #GeneralElection

Bye George. Miss you never. #tosser

#PMQs - time to be selective with the truth.

This lady is not for debating. #GeneralElection #GE2017

I definitely have a face for radio, don't you think? @BBCr4today #GE2017

Jeremy looks like he has indigestion on his @DailyMirror photo. Does anyone have some gaviscon? #GE2017

Night plebeians. Sweet dreams. Not you @jeremycorbyn

24 MPs in the election expenses scandal? That's more than the @Conservatives majority margin. What to do, what to do? 🤔