Last night was a fugue state

Crazy how many types of guys there are nowadays. Tonight I saw a guy whose phone background was just the numbers “2026”.

sry I’m late I walked here and I did the oba femi walk the whole way

Me telling someone how smart my dog is 40 seconds after I saw him lick bird shit

The key to a good full court press is love

Ok but what if my sleep paralysis demon just wants to cuddle

You can’t spell margaritas without art

If you guys are a fan of nooks yall should definitely check out crannies

2026 is gonna be a fun & creative year!!!

My favorite musician is the monkey in the vest that plays the cymbal in my head

i dont wanna be too controversial but when it comes to mean celebrity interviews, Jiminy Glick is better than Between Two Ferns

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I showed my art for the first time 😅😬 Full video: youtu.be/rvvyMwVJCCU

MY FIRST ART EXHIBIT (A near disaster and lots of lessons learned) youtu.be/rvvyMwVJCCU

I wanna hear about your convo with ai even less than I wanna hear about your dream

The ad for Oral B’s new toothbrush says it’s “dentist-inspired”? Tf is that? “We’re not dentists but we did consider what a dentist would do”

As someone who produced the most popular cooking show on YouTube, here’s a pro tip… you don’t eat the bay leaf

Ben Stein rly made a show about how he’s smarter than everyone. He even put his own money on the line. Fuck that’s gangster.

Couple hat prototypes. Which ones your fav?