Tolú (@tlash__) | teapawt

I see why people get glucose guardians.

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I don’t even remember my secondary school’s anthem 😭

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No wonder. I knew I wasn’t destined to iron.

Very easy to identify a billionaire, dem no like to iron cloth😂😂

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I don’t even know when my own secondary school was founded.

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“Your dad was a noisemaker in school o” this is so funny 😩

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Replying to @Wizarab10

You're right, it's a yoruba thing. Even wives are mandated to call her husband siblings sir/ma

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UNIBEN reunion. Now Saint Finbarr’s reunion. I want my own!

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So…… Let’s talk. How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔

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MODERN DAY GRIM REAPER @ijbolmj

not a lick of clean water come 2027

CANCELNET JACKSON 🇧🇷 (fan account)@JANETbrsite

WHO DID THIS?! 🤣☠️

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How can you be messing about with someone’s pension for a decade? Arghhhh this fucking England.

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Too funny when offering decreases because the congregation hate the new pastor.

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He’s better cast out the spirit of failure.

𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫

Pastor Jerry Eze is currently at Manchester United stadium inspecting the venue ahead of his prayer conference later today❤️🇳🇬

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Sorry but can we just address the 🐘 in the room: it’s almost October but still summer weather

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Leave us alone 😭

Dominique @ChefDominiqueO

Who is still using all purpose seasoning in 2026

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Dpmo! Why deities no dey watch thieving politicians?

Akwaugo | nwaoma

I pity men that sleeps with widows, a widow is like a deity. The spirit of their husbands are still watching them. Go and check the lives of young men that has ever laid with a widow. The same way you can’t oppress a widow and go free is the same way you can’t sleep with her and your life will remain the same.

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A brand new 3 bed in Chelmsford going for £795k??? Hello everybody get down!

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But why do kids write/draw on walls? 😭😭I didn’t write on my own parents’ walls so you’d better not write on mine.

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Gonna start cycling everywhere now.

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Investing Coach (StocksCryptoPropertyStartups)

Ole won the prem at utd in his second season what a guy

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I didn’t know cycling was allowed on the A12.

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