@tko

Assuming I'm being serious is not a good bet. @tko@mastodon.social

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Joined March 2007
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I did not know teapots can even have qualities like that. If I were to buy a teapot now I'd have even worse analysis paralysis. Thanks!
Science girl
@sciencegirl1 Mar 2024
Testing teapots for quality 📹 zishahu2021 xitter.cf/Xudong1966/status/1763…
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so if this thing is supposed to be weird X now, why is my browser still in x.com?
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I really wish you'd jump over to mastodon so I don't have to come back here to check up on you
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Understandable. Everyone who can think have left the building
Pat de Brún@patdebrun27 Apr 2023
So much for defending free speech. Latest data reveals that @Twitter complied with *every single* government censorship request - no matter how repressive or arbitrary - since @elonmusk took over. Compliance rates previously hovered around 50%. restofworld.org/2023/elon-mu…

Twitter is complying with more government demands under Elon Musk

The company has not refused a single request since Musk took ownership, according to self-reported data.

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Apologies to everyone who are stuck because visas and other US insanities
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I forgot the more accurate term is slavery. There are some additional words (corporate?) if you want to be wholly precise and modern you're part of the problem.
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Trying to report Twitter for spamming me through Notifications. Unsurprisingly not supported.
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Judging from posts getting pushed to me I'm guessing half of Elon Musk post views are purely because you need to view the post to see the image behind the link he posted.
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Scotland has talked about wanting to become a Nordic country, so the Nordics can be a bit protective of him.
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(copypasta, see link) We have a PhD scholarship available to do research on financial technologies in collaboration with autistic people. Full university fees covered for both UK and international students, plus stipend. social.ei8fdb.org/@lendo/110…

belenpena (@[email protected])

We have a PhD scholarship available to do research on financial technologies in collaboration with autistic people. https://www.city.ac.uk/prospective-students/finance/funding/sst-doctoral-students...

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now that I've largely stopped using twitter I notice the "Notifications" is yet another avenue for promoted tweets, at least I'm no longer seeing anything _else_ in there
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Is he talking about himself or the remaining Twitter staff?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk8 Mar 2023
🤬 😂
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1Password should make an emacs auth-sources provider and then bitwarden should fork it
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1. Finnish 2. English 3. Basic 4. C 5. Pascal 6. C 7. x86 ASM 8. Java 9. Scheme ... the list goes on. Some of them were even introduced to be at school.
naomi (forgetful functor)@fixedpointfae19 Feb 2023
in what order did you learn your languages? 1. python 2. R 3. haskell 4. C 5. rust 6. scheme 7. {java,type}script 8. clojure 9. scala 10. java 11. idris 12. go
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My favorite recently has been people at $dayjob reminding co-workers to not work outside work hours and to shield those having some rough times personally
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oh, and by people I mean everyone starting from the CEO
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I see @albertheijn are doing their part against obesity and shrinking chicken tenders pack from seven to six pieces.
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Tommi Komulainen retweeted
the Juice Media@thejuicemedia16 Feb 2023
The Australien Government has made an ad about the Safeguard Mechanism (its key policy to reach its 2030 emissions target) - and it's surprisingly honest and informative. 👉 we're on Patreon: patreon.com/thejuicemedia #auspol #safeguard #HonestGovernmentAd

Honest Government Ad | the Safeguard Mechanism

The Australien Government has made an ad about the Safeguard Mechanism, and it's surprisingly honest and informative.

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Trying think of uses for one egg white it occurred to me salmonella per capita isn't as interesting as salmonella per farm
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