Chicago, IL
Joined December 2011
Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son
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You either get it or you don't.
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That 2008 debate 💀
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It’s so cold in DC i just saw a politician with his hands in his OWN pockets ‼️
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This really was an insane @ChicagoBears season. 🐻 ⬇️
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Fernando Mendoza dropping the “I was a 2-star recruit and was denied the opportunity to walk-on at Miami” bar to Holly Rowe 🥶 🥶 🥶
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Grateful for this city. Grateful for this season. We'll be back.
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TK retweeted
The best defender Nemanja Vidic, and the best coach in the history of the PremierLeague Sir Alex Ferguson, attended the Manchester derby at Old Trafford You don’t see that often, do you?
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One thing that I will never understand is why de-icing planes ALWAYS catches airports by surprise. How is there not a better, more efficient system than having planes be delayed FOUR HOURS to de-ice????
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It might not mean much but Mark sanchez was closer to playing in a bowl than josh allen ever was
Buffalo Bills last 8 season results: Lost Wild Card Lost Wild Card Lost AFC Championship Lost Divisional Round Lost Divisional Round Lost Divisional Round Lost AFC Championship Lost Divisional Round
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Career Road Playoff Wins: Mark Sanchez - 4 Josh Allen - 1
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Alright. Send the asteroid. I’m not looking at Tua in Jets jersey graphics the rest of the off season
What QB should the Jets go after?
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⚽️ | 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗟𝗟𝗟𝗟𝗟!!!!!! Goretzka makes the 3 points safe with an 8th goal 🔴 #FCBWOB | 8-1 | 88' ⚪
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Ben Johnson knocking Matt LaFleur out of the playoffs
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BEARS COMPLETE THE COMEBACK 🔥 From down 21-3 at half, to beating the Packers and advancing to the NFC divisional round.
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holy shit
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
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I hope daft punks' helmets look at them like this saying "make more music"
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NPI Rankings ➡️ @TuftsJumbos tops the first men's soccer NPI rankings, beginning the season with an 8-1-2 record. 🔗: on.ncaa.com/25D3MSOCNPI #WhyD3 | #D3soc
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Living with monks to KG. Goku ain't train like this
Wemby in the lab with Kevin Garnett 👀
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waiting for someone to quote tweet this with saying they fell into a gorilla enclosure in 2016. I know you’re out there.
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