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two years!!! i’m down for more if you are @ToontownOffline 🩷
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you ever had to unfollow a girl from high school on instagram because her baby gives you bad vibes
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If I’m ever in a mood I don’t wanna be in Anymore I just have to put on One Direction and my mood will change to Something Else. It might not even be Better mood but it’ll be Something Else
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Barista named Bug took my order at starbucks today. Were not wasting any time here I see
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•STOP blaming the 2016 Cubs
•START appreciating that the Rays have now died for our sins in 2008, 2020, and 2026
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they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
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I wish I could fully lib out with my fellow southern sisters but alas it looks like my state is going to elect that raggedy ass bitch as governor
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
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me when someone asks me what is one of the spices commonly used for curry, soup, and anything else but i don't know how it's pronounced:
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i’m so drunk god please help me out father who art in heaven hallowed by thy name by kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven give us this day our daily bread by forgive us we forgive those who trespass against us and lead up not into temptation but deliver us fr
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got a higher-paying job and immediately started making frivolous purchases #FancyPepperGrinder #ReallyNicePepperGrinder






































