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trying my best

she/they
Joined December 2011
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two years!!! i’m down for more if you are @ToontownOffline 🩷
my favorite travel partner!! one year!!! amazing!!!
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you ever had to unfollow a girl from high school on instagram because her baby gives you bad vibes
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If I’m ever in a mood I don’t wanna be in Anymore I just have to put on One Direction and my mood will change to Something Else. It might not even be Better mood but it’ll be Something Else
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I would swap every single data center for like 2 Joanne Fabrics and a Toys R Us.
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Barista named Bug took my order at starbucks today. Were not wasting any time here I see
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If we’re libing out today on the TL, it’s time to build high speed rail like how god truly intended
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moodboard
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•STOP blaming the 2016 Cubs •START appreciating that the Rays have now died for our sins in 2008, 2020, and 2026
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everyone is mandated to get a septum piercing and a skullet in woke2.0
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they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
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For every miss kicked Harrison Butker has had this year, a state turned Blue…
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I wish I could fully lib out with my fellow southern sisters but alas it looks like my state is going to elect that raggedy ass bitch as governor
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we’re disconnecting triple h’s heart monitor from the wifi during woke 3.0
“Charlie Kirk’s Turning Point USA has set up outside polling places across New Hampshire and shipped in paid athletes and spokespersons to "encourage" voters.” (South Coast Spotlight) Triple H was on scene.
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Because it's my goddamn state too
I don't get voting Blue in a red state, if you like democrat policies so much, move to a blue state.
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📍Arkansas #Midterms26
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
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me when someone asks me what is one of the spices commonly used for curry, soup, and anything else but i don't know how it's pronounced:
she's babying tf out of this 23 year old adult man
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Jared Padalecki and Lisa Rinna ran into each other really fast
First look at Hubert Smielecki as Apollo in ‘PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS’ Season 3.
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bf picked up the habit of shadow boxing…oh no
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i’m so drunk god please help me out father who art in heaven hallowed by thy name by kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven give us this day our daily bread by forgive us we forgive those who trespass against us and lead up not into temptation but deliver us fr
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got a higher-paying job and immediately started making frivolous purchases #FancyPepperGrinder #ReallyNicePepperGrinder
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