@tizzyhands

30+, pirate and vampire and asoiaf smut enjoyer 18+ NSFW side account | they/them | pfp by: @baguettemast3r

Joined September 2022
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nooo I can't return to a finn bennet fixation right now he's too young. i'm already sad i'm a couple months older than freddie. james you're my only ho
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i have a confession. i don't recall what precipitated gwayne confronting criston about alicent. why that moment? did he see or hear something that confirmed the affair?
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do ... people actually think HotD actors are competing with each other for something? by alllll indications they all seem to be friends or friendly colleagues?? some of y'all need to grow up im so sorry
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Gwayne brings Criston back to Tumbleton and Ormund immediately senses how Criston isn't satisfying his cousin as well as he should and decides Criston needs to see a *thorough* demonstration of how to take Gwayne apart.
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Criston, of course, is an eager student. He has always been motivated to be the best. Gwayne's mind is just dial tone beginning to end.
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Nonzero chance they've genuinely hooked up
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Fabien Frankel, were you silent or were you SILENCED
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The Karan Johar glasses are destroying me
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Библически точная эстетика гвеймундов
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‏ًًapple🍎@frankyurieroOct 9
a loaded god complex, uncle & pussy
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Be your uncle pussy, everyone else is taken
bubble@bubblegummie_Oct 8
Be the Uncle Pussy you are, and be it without apology
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Freddie Fox, I want to cast you as Ronan Farrow in a comedy please have your people call my people thank you.
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Gwayne, Westeros's sweetheart and prettiest FBI agent, would 100% win Miss Congeniality while undercover at a beauty pageant to stop a terrorist attack. (I think this makes Criston the other FBI Agent.)
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weirdly touched by how freddie and james have been vocal about how intimacy coordinators are a good thing and how they've both needed them. men normalizing it is so necessary. they're such good beans.
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Cooking up a gwaymund situation where Gwayne brings up a childhood incident where he caught Ormund trying on a dress and Ormund begged him not to tell anyone and Gwayne kept his secret. Gwayne has been #noticing how Ormund shaves himself all over, etc, his whole life...
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the hightowers are actually very abassid coded. they even have a house of wisdom. the maesters are probably inventing algebra in the citadel. gwayne just wants to go home and do some astrology before he becomes caliph
M@gwaymvnd7Oct 1
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Ooh, Guy Ritchie has shorn and menaced James Norton. And Rosamund Pike is there. Might be worth a stream to see our man act imperiled.
Film Festival
@LifeIsAFilmFestSep 17
The trailer for Guy Ritchie’s thriller WIFE & DOG, starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Rosamund Pike, Anthony Hopkins, Cosmo Jarvis, James Norton, Paddy Considine, and Pip Torrens, coming to theaters February 19.
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The face of a character who is going to get killed so fast, lol.
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I'm sort of amazed that Quinn scored Matt Smith and I really hope he slid that business card to the rest of the cast. 👀
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Surprised RE isn't reading his own work? It has three one star reviews on Audible. Brutal. 💀 Especially considering he seems beloved and books by celebrities are usually so popular.
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I was tempted before the audible/GoodReads reviews because I also like RE. But there are some places even I cannot follow.
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