Darker than blue. storyteller. Comedy writer. Improv Comedian. Teaching Artist. voice over actor. liberation by many means
Baltimore, MD
Joined October 2008
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Over a year later, we on a whole lor Fringe tour!
40yearoldpuberty.com
40 Year Old Puberty is a hilarious, heartwarming journey into manhood via testosterone, tantrums, and tenacity.
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boundary = I won’t date anyone who drinks
not a boundary = you’re dating me so you can’t drink anymore
see how that works?
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I was like 15,got this job tryna get people to subscribe to get the Newspaper they picked us up in a van dropped us off in East Baltimore and told us knock on doors to get people to sign up, I got to the 3rd door and a nigga pulled a hammer on me, called my ppls like come get me
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GENIUS: Former #Ravens offensive lineman John Urschel retired from the NFL at just 26 years old to pursue mathematics full-time.
Now, years later, Urschel has reportedly helped RESOLVE A LONG-STANDING MATHEMATICAL CONJECTURE involving Gaussian elimination.
Urschel earned a 4.0 GPA, got bachelor’s and master’s degrees in mathematics from Penn State, and pursued his Ph.D. at MIT while playing in the NFL.
From blocking NFL defensive linemen to solving problems that have challenged mathematicians for years.
One of the smartest athletes EVER.
John Urschel just showed that the growth factor for Gaussian elimination with partial pivoting is ~n^{1/2} with high probability, resolving a long-standing conjecture of Nick Trefethen! arxiv.org/abs/2610.06785
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I really wish people understood what a beautifully blend of folks comprise the Birmingham Metro. Can’t wait to tell more stories about this place . Middle School in the suburbs playing ‘Still Fly’ 😂😂
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The day I was going to give birth to my son, one of my atheist best friends texted me:
“Although we no longer share the same spiritual beliefs, today I defer to your God”.
The way I cried?!
