Full time teacher. Part time writer. Occasional 🏋️♀️. Did I mention the food? All views my own.
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My 5 minute break just turned into a fifteen minute break and now I’m debating giving up work until Tuesday…
#reportwriting #MayHalfTerm #ifyouknowyouknow #iykyk #teachertwitter #teacher #teacherlife #edutwitter #whenwillotbeover #procrastination
Genuinely just spent about five minutes wondering if Alexa was broken because I was getting no response.
I was calling her Anna.
It’s clearly going to be that sort of day 😂🤦🏻♀️
#busybrain #sendhelp #notsobright
Just told @alexa99 I love her and it’s honestly the most positive response I’ve ever received 😂 #singlelife #easilypleased #toomuchtimeonmyhands #canyoutellitstheholidays #teacher5oclockclub #TeacherLife #edutwitter
@AmazonUK Please can you help? On 29th March I ordered a volcano kit as a prize for a child I teach (aged 8). On 6th April, I received a game called Dodge the Lava (aged 3+). I have contacted the seller twice with no response. I am unable to arrange a return because you think 1/2
When it’s the #endofterm and you don’t know whether to #celebrate or collapse 😂🤷♀️ #mixedemotions #teacher5oclockclub #teachertwitter #edutwitter #wevealmostmadeit #ifyouknowyouknow
I hope you know your false promise of #snow has severely impacted my ability to make a work deadline, @metoffice 😂 I was relying on a #snowday..is extreme disappointment resulting from false hope a valid reason for my being late with my documents? 🤔 #itssnowgood #gentlecomedy
Also, can anyone else not see, hear or write the word ‘hence’ without thinking ‘Joey said ‘hence’’? 🤔 @Matt_LeBlanc @LisaKudrow @MatthewPerry @DavidSchwimmer #friends
Well that’s two consecutive nights in which I’ve dreamt about @BOUNCEFITBODY…last night, the speakers broke and I was asked to sing the tracks 😱 #Imayhaveaproblem #bouncingbacktoreality
How many times do you have to contact @DHLParcelUK before you get a response? Perhaps as many times as this parcel was clearly dropped before they finally delivered it…
Not exactly delighted with the condition in which my parcel arrived @JohnLewisRetail @dhlexpressuk. I hope the contents are in a better state… #notimpressed
Three years in and I’ve finally concluded #datingapps aren’t for me. I either fail at date 2 when I want date 3 or get offered date 2 when date 1 was a trial 😂 #Edudate - can you save me from the cats I hear calling?! #futurecrazycatlady #singlelife
Is anyone else feeling teary watching the #londonfireworks and their tribute to #QueenElizabeth, or is it just my caramel vodka? #thankyoumaam #goodbye2022 #Hello2023 #HappyNewYear2023
The best start to #NYE - @BOUNCEFITBODY with en route entertainment provided by @adilray and #JuliaDonaldson 💕#easilypleased #itsthelittlethings #bouncinginto2023 #HappyNewYear
I keep telling myself I’ll do some work ‘tomorrow’.
Today is my third ‘tomorrow’ and I’ve done no work. I feel guilty, but not sufficiently guilty to do anything about it. Maybe tomorrow…
#edutwitter #teacher #Teachers #teacherlife #teachersoftwitter #tomorrownevercomes
I’ve had to request 3 replacements of items from @AmazonUK because 3 separate orders have been damaged on receipt. There’s been no damage to the packaging so clearly items are being chosen in the warehouse that are unsuitable for sale. Definitely the last Christmas I’ll use them
Made the mistake of having a ‘little lie down’. Unfortunately now unlikely to get back up in the foreseeable future #christmasholidays #Christmas #teacher #teacherlife #teachertwitter #teachertired #edutwitter
Can’t decide if it’s endearingly #optimistic or terrifyingly #pathetic that I’m still hopeful about receiving a message from the guy who told me in September he ‘just needed some time’ and would ‘talk to [me] again soon’ 🤦🏻♀️… #dating #datingapps #single #singlelife #everhopeful
