Hobby writer of children's picture books about little animals having adventures - and the main character has two heads!

Joined August 2015
What another fantastic picture Mike captured last night! Do you think Bramble’s happy with his posh nuts 🦡🐾🐾❤️
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oh come on, you couldn't see that her foot was propped up on an object under that sheet on the floor? y'all so gullible #snl #rosalita #oldesttrickinthebook
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that kid looks so AI #snl
Replying to @nbcsnl
Stay away from these. 😀#SNL
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oh come on, you couldn't see that her foot was propped up on an object under that sheet on the floor? y'all so gullible #snl
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damn flashing lights bringing on a seizure, wth?! #snl
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werewolfery might be a passed down trait from an ancestor, like two brunettes having a blonde kid? #svengoolie
So, Frankenstein's monster and Dracula's daughter had a baby and it was a werewolf? Okay... #Svengoolie
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moron. bragging in a text! #dateline
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she sure puts up with a lot. I would've left after the cat incident #svengoolie
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missing since aug 19. one cute little orange striped bobtail boycat with an eartip. maritime park, pensacola florida. #cat #missing #sunday #weekend #pensacola #ginger
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missing since aug 19. one cute little orange striped bobtail boycat with an eartip. maritime park, pensacola florida. #cat #missing #sunday #weekend #pensacola #ginger
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yes! my fave batman baddie; been waiting ages #metvbatman
It's a King Tut episode! An episode with a villain outside of the Big 4?!? It's a miracle! #MeTvBatman
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going along with the times, it would probably be explained as the owner's name was Joe W. Sleazy. perfectly innocent lol #metvbatman
I respect “The Sleazy Hotel”. The name affords no pretensions of what it’s about. #metvbatman
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i LOVE this car. pink nose, tongue out, lol, as a crazy cat lady, i'd definitely be driving this to the grocery store #metvbatman
#metvbatman The Catwoman (who is staging a fake kidnapping along with The Joker who is newly released from prison): Get in this car, or I'll blow whatever little brains you have out. The Joker: She's kidnapping me. Honest.
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ok lets see how tough you are without the firestick #svengoolie
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creature or its spouse is coming for revenge #svengoolie
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im shocked nothing tried to eat her as she was hoisted #svengoolie
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i wish my hair stayed so perfect under the circumstances like hers #svengoolie
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