Hiding all the dab gear when the plumber comes over to fix something so he doesn’t think we’re crackheads

There is no one more productive than a woman procrastinating

Is mercury retrograding rn what’s going on

Whenever I am hungover I always go buy something at winners what does it mean

Made a giant pot of chili and I think it’s really good but also I lost my sense of taste when I got covid last week so I may have made a perilous error in making so much

How did I once again get covid and Jake is fine. God gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors I suppose

Jake is always down for a dq blizzy for din and that is one of the things I love most about him

Taking a dry scoop of preworkout with water as a chase in my car always feels illegal but I’m not gonna change my ways

My favourite past time is starting home projects or arts & crafts at 9pm

Don’t frick w a woman that regularly does Pilates. That shit is difficult

There is only one true God and Her name is Lactaid

I have so much shit to do but the crescent city books are so good I cannot put it down

The universe knew I would be too powerful as an extrovert so instead I get anxious whenever I have to leave my home

Watching Simone Biles do her floor routine legitimately brings tears to my eyes. She is so so good

Not me watching Ballerina Farm videos to see if I can see pain in her eyes like I would be able to tell through my phone screen 😂 I’ll never understand the trad wife 8 million kids lifestyle